rugerfly Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Oh this is just to embarass Midol...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danois Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Well this is down right sick but I'll say it anyway. If you have a weak stomach do not continue reading! Last week Rafael passed a condom I'm not kidding, whole and intact. Evidently Raf was cleaning up after my brother when I wasn't looking! Needless to say the door to my brother's room is now kept firmly closed and is strictly off limits to puppies! I can't wait til Raf gets over the need to put anything and everything in his mouth. Last week I busted him trying to eat 5cm long frog peigirl...my friend's dog did the exact same thing....and he left me to make the enquiry with the vet about what should be done....this was a spoodle (oops just swore!) turned up a couple of days later but this also meant a couple of days of poo inspection...gee that was a fun job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TangerineDream Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Tango gets excited in all of the most inappropriate places, and when you have a 'well hung' dog waving about 12" of it around in the breeze...I now just say "ok Tango, bring it with you and we'll go for a walk" :D (it's got a mind of its own!!) The guys at work stopped making lewd comments the day that one of the girls turned around and said "what's wrong Steve? are you jealous of what he's got?" - no more comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Fairchild Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Oh this is just to embarass Midol...... Thanks for bumping this one. I had a feeling midol was a bit behind on his biology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rugerfly Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Midol Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 (edited) Oh this is just to embarass Midol......:D Thanks for bumping this one. I had a feeling midol was a bit behind on his biology ;) Well - I did say I failed all the bio courses I took And thanks Ruger :p Edited May 11, 2007 by Midol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwaY Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwaY Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Nice to see you all come over for a read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozstar Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Try having a male basset hound. Their shlongs are longer than their legs, very hard to walk :D :p Leanne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rugerfly Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Poor things hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashka1 Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 :D :p ;) How do I explain to my work mate why I am sitting here laughing my head off!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rugerfly Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I not know Ashka, but it certainly was a very funny thread at the time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Midol Posted May 12, 2007 Author Share Posted May 12, 2007 Aren't you glad I am a member of DOL :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarope Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 ;) :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pandii Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 And on that note I am off to bed Night all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadbury Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 Oh My Gosh, I really have tears pouring down my face....you have started a laugh fest here...and I am alone I hope the neighbours cant hear me....... My Dear old mum was watching my puppy approx 6 months old for the weekend...noticed a few blood spots on the kitchen floor....had a look and Flew off to the Vet Hospital...waited in the hospital for her turn ...only to have a very Kind and straight faced Vet (I bet he fell over laughing when she left) explain that the little girl pup was in season..This was 40 years ago and we all still bring it up in family chats...Now I will add a few of your tales or is it tails to the gatherings.....Thanks for the Monday Morning Laugh.... :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sheep Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I just had a look at Arnie's balls. They are smaller than the size of a pea. My other boy Mort got desexed when he was 6 months old. The vet told him he had tiny balls Our new vet calls them "tentacles". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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