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:cheer: OMG!! Can't believe those bites and bruises!! And a girlfriend and I were only joking this weekend that I am the person to bring "Bruises baaaack, oh yeah I'm bringing bruises baaack" :):thumbsup:

I was out foaling down mares this weekend and as one is won't to get covered in blood and muck, you don't bother posing for anyone, so I was wearing a black beany, blue jumper and green trousers, and my darling girlfriend remarked that I looked like a walking bruise! LOL

I admitted that if I had been wandering around in a paddock at 2am in the morning naked, she wouldn't have noticed much difference thanks to my dogs!!! :cheer:

Seriously tho I can't remember the last time I looked at myself in the mirror and didn't see bruises..................It's an attractive look! :party:

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Nuuuurssssssssseeeeeeee, nuuuuurse it hurts, it really really hurts :):thumbsup::cheer:

Re bruises, my legs are pretty much covered in them all the time and when te other day I was looking somewaht like a human being and wore a skirt to work instead of pants, half of the floor in a large office building came to see me :cheer:

So are YOU going to be the main starlet, or is it going to be the delightful and ever-growing Divani???

She plays the main role, Im the suporting actress, but let me tell you there will be no Oscars for either of us.

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Let's just say I'll be the first to offer a helping hand. Even the tiniest scratch merits investigation. :o

Just doing good deeds is reward enough!

As a male nurse do I have to wear one of those nurses outfits? If so, do they come in spandex? :laugh:

Re bruises, my legs are pretty much covered in them all the time and when te other day I was looking somewaht like a human being and wore a skirt to work instead of pants, half of the floor in a large office building came to see me :laugh:

You see, the bruise excuse is great for getting an eyeful. :laugh:

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Let's just say I'll be the first to offer a helping hand. Even the tiniest scratch merits investigation. :p

Just doing good deeds is reward enough!

As a male nurse do I have to wear one of those nurses outfits? If so, do they come in spandex? :thumbsup:

Re bruises, my legs are pretty much covered in them all the time and when te other day I was looking somewaht like a human being and wore a skirt to work instead of pants, half of the floor in a large office building came to see me :thumbsup:

You see, the bruise excuse is great for getting an eyeful. :thumbsup:

Hmmm well I shall be sure to have something worth investigation next time then............... :thumbsup:

and well done Myszka!! I can imagine you'd get loads of attention in a skirt at work!! :thumbsup:

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I can imagine you'd get loads of attention in a skirt at work!! :thumbsup:

:thumbsup::thumbsup: :p

I get a lot more outside of work :thumbsup: thats becouse I wear them more often :p

Must get bruises, must get injuries so that male nurses will inspect - is it your new motto in life RB? :thumbsup:

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Yes I think we can hazard an educated guess that Myszka gets noticed. :thumbsup:

So how do we convince RealityBites to move to Sydney? The medical facilities are SO much better here... and no one puts on a band-aid more carefully than me. Sometimes it can take me hours to get it just right. :provoke::laugh:

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Did you ever wonder why I don't teach flame NOT to jump on people? :thumbsup::provoke::laugh:

That is pretty obvious now, but why on earth do you teach my puppy to jump up? Im no nurse and the only medical reaction I can provide for someone is a heart attack :rofl::eek::o (OH tells me I give him weak knees, but he learned to live with the condition for last 17 years :o )

Or is the plan that Divani and Flame jump up on RB than you FD assist her? :)

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:provoke::laugh::rofl: *imagining FD very carefully placing bandaid on my scratched and bruised body with a look of total concentration..........*

If you were going to place bandages on every single bruise and cut, I would end up looking like a Mummy!!! :thumbsup:

However in the interest of public safety and FD's continuing career in medicine, I will happily donate my body the next time I am in Sydney.................. :eek:

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Myszka and RB I can stretch myself as a resouce and offer sufficient medical attention to you both. And you don't even need a medicare card! ;)

Times like this I'm really grateful Dobes have claws and sharp teeth, and a huge inclination to leap upon their shapely Mums! :thumbsup:

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