I Hate It When My Dog.....

[Little Gifts]

...does a big, fat, smelly poo right beside the clothes line while I am stuck there trying to hang 3 loads of washing.

[BarbedWire]

... wants to share my food. It really irritates me. I don't want her food so why does she want mine?

Edited May 29, 2016 by sarspididious

[tdierikx]

... goes out to the yard for a midnight snack on poo... then comes back and burps poo breath in my face.

Harper and Pickles... I'm looking at you!

T.

[Taliecat]

I hate it when my dog is snuggling with me and he walks off with all the blankets..

I'm cold too dog!

[Simply Grand]

...jumps on me the second she can tell I've woken up and gives my face a good licking until she is satisfied I am suitably dog-smelling *sigh*

Edited May 29, 2016 by Simply Grand

[Pjrt]

leaves his half chewed bone on his laundry mat for me to step on the sharp corner in the dark on the way to the loo at 2am

[Papillon Kisses]

... throws up on the carpet, simply because he's inhaled his water having not had enough while we're out, then done zoomies up the stairs and back and forth.

I'm happy to see you too, pup, but I really hate removing stains from the carpet!

[westiemum]

Sarebear pinches my rug during the night and I wake up because I'm cold! (She's a shocker!!) And I hate it when they both try and push me out of bed! (I only get the Gaza Strip as it is!)

[Two Best Dogs!]

Doesn't pack her toys away and im tripping over them all the time!

Knocks all the pillows off the couch to make a bed on the floor... Next to her bed!

[Redsonic]

Squirts his anal glands when I lift his tail during his daily tick check

[Mrs Rusty Bucket]

Thinks a game of fetch means - chase the toy, grab the toy, shred the toy.

And that thing where yells at me when I'm eating in public places. For some reason she thinks that works. (oops).

[suziwong66]

I hate it when my dogs eat dinner and then burp in my face

[Loving my Oldies]

I don’t hate anything my dogs do. :lie: :lie:

[Roova]

These are all so funny!

I hate it when my dog pushes her ball under something then lies on her side staring at it and whining until I retrieve it with my special shoe horn ball retriever lol

[Pjrt]

....... When I go to get him for his morning run and find he Is out in the yard with a confused look on his face looking pretty weird like he is straddling an invisible horse, and the vet bill is killing my brain until I realise he's just had waaaaaay too much fun with Big Ted

At least I can come and post here while he sorts himself out !

[Scottsmum]

... jumps on my full bladder first thing in the morning.

But hey - puppy snuggles.

[Loving my Oldies]

These are all so funny!

I hate it when my dog pushes her ball under something then lies on her side staring at it and whining until I retrieve it with my special shoe horn ball retriever lol

Oh goodness, I can just see that. Hilarious.

I’m interested that someone else has a special object that is used for a dog related matter. I have two dogs who think the deck is outside :( and so I have a heap of newspaper to spread over the offending wet spots to soak them up before I wash. The implement I use to pick up the papers is a barbeque length of “salad” servers.

[Roova]

Hahaha! I get the full bladder pain too. Try having a top heavy Frenchie stand with her two front feet there while she peruses the bed for best spot from her vantage point. Painful!

[Flashsmum]

When we throw Harry a treat whilst he's on his bed and it doesn't get close enough, he stares at it, willing it to come to him with his mind power. This doesn't work, so one of us has to get up, and give it to him!

When Harry goes out for last evening pee, Whitney stays cuddled up in her blanky, but 2 hours after we go to bed, she HAS to go out and do a pee river because she held on too long!!

[persephone]

... de- wools her sheepskin during the night , and I wake up breathing in grey fluff!!! ( having her bed at the same level and adjoining mine has its faults LOL )