cannibalgoldfish Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Ah... I don't have major chewers, I have canine surgeons. When presented with a stuffed toy or padded bed they must chew a small hole and pull out the stuffing. Although I do have a watering can with some pretty awesome teeth marks.. However the worst stuff ever chewed is still, hands down.. Week old fermented/rotten dead eels. What wasn't eaten was rolled in.... The smell!!!!!!!! it lingered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirislin Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 the other day, just after the awful story on 4 corners about live baiting, Neko found a brush tail possum TAIL only. She was running around with it in her mouth and it looked like a great big fluffy moustache. She looked like Groucho Marx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliecat Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Lucy chewed a playstation controller not long after we got her, we were literally saying 5 minutes prior how great she was with not chewing anything. Dozer on the other hand is nicknamed the destroyer of all things. Cheap sunnies, my prescription glasses, a safety boot, the corners of the patio gate and bbq, numerous dog beds, a wheatpack and the corner of a brand new rug and too many pairs of underwear and socks to count. The boy loves to chew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumabaar Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 One of mine has a taste for donna covers at the moment. Not doona's or sheets or lounges just the cover. it had been 12mths since the last donna cover victim but about a month ago my new beautiful cover developed a hole in it Previous items include Watch- on a 1.5m high shelf with nothing around to climb on to get it Sunnies- numerous 2 lounges (4 more with holes under the cushions) A few books (thankfully not text books) HSC notes a week before exams 3 laptop power cords (same laptop) Jeans pockets x 4 To be fair appart the donna eater all the other destruction happened more than 5 years ago. I think it might be because I have learnt to put things behind doors/gates that are particularly appealing for little gremlins. Actually I lie- I also have a sock monster. It has become so much part of my life that I almost forgot. Weekly sock buying trips are just part of the routine now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Better Late Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 I wondered where my favourite pair of undies had got to until my partner asked "why are there bits of purple all over the backyard?" She did make off with one of my Nike Airs when we first got her and had to go out for whatever reason, lucky for her she only chewed the shoelaces!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stressmagnet Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Ernie destroyed the Foobler ball by the 2nd ring. He lacks, shall we say... Finesse. You mean the new and just purchased Fooble? Oh Ernie.... how? Ernie destroyed the Foobler ball by the 2nd ring. He lacks, shall we say... Finesse. Ernie! It was on 15 minutes. I was cooking in the kitchen. It's split open plan, I heard the first ring - leaned over to see him get the treats. Heard the second ring, watched him immediately go to the ball. By the third ring, i had the blender on and by the time I turned it off and leaned over to check on him - ball lid chewed off, ALL treats gone and bits of plastic scattered around. Ernie must learn patience when it comes to food. He got a double dose of coconut oil to grease his works in case he'd ingested any of the damn thing. He's very pleased with himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jemmy Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 @Stressmagnet - I always tell Luna this is why we can't have nice things. We learned quickly what we couldn't trust her with. Chewed the bottom out of one of the back cushions to the couch. I'd never sewn a zip before, I learned quickly on the repair job. Chewed through the speaker cable. Aaaand a pin cushion. I still don't know how she got it, but she had a grand old time with it, there was sawdust EVERYWHERE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliecat Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Oh I forgot that the destroyer also has ripped the stuffing out of my armchair, I stuffed it back in, but he occasionally lifts up the arm and pulls it back out if I'm taking too long in the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yonjuro Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Penny: an ENORMOUS dildo that she found at the park. I've told the story before. She found a whopping dildo with knackers attached that I'm guessing had been used by her excited reaction to it. She galloped around doing a victory lap of the park area, doing that leaping bucking canter while thrashing the awful thing from side to side and it hit her on each side of her shoulders and chest as she shook it, making a thwack thwack thwack sound. Then she lay down with it between her paws and started vigorously pulling at the latex outer covering of it. A man was walking by and I quickly proclaimed innocence, telling him, It's not mine! All he said is, It looks painful, and kept walking. :laugh: :rofl: That is brilliant, and one of the funniest things I have read on the forum. Your description was so visual I'll bet kisses were off the menu for a short period of time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ams Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 My walls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stressmagnet Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Penny: an ENORMOUS dildo that she found at the park. I've told the story before. She found a whopping dildo with knackers attached that I'm guessing had been used by her excited reaction to it. She galloped around doing a victory lap of the park area, doing that leaping bucking canter while thrashing the awful thing from side to side and it hit her on each side of her shoulders and chest as she shook it, making a thwack thwack thwack sound. Then she lay down with it between her paws and started vigorously pulling at the latex outer covering of it. A man was walking by and I quickly proclaimed innocence, telling him, It's not mine! All he said is, It looks painful, and kept walking. :laugh: :rofl: That is brilliant, and one of the funniest things I have read on the forum. Your description was so visual I'll bet kisses were off the menu for a short period of time Omg. I just spat out my perfectly good glass of red. Best Story Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VizslaMomma Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Penny: an ENORMOUS dildo that she found at the park. I've told the story before. She found a whopping dildo with knackers attached that I'm guessing had been used by her excited reaction to it. She galloped around doing a victory lap of the park area, doing that leaping bucking canter while thrashing the awful thing from side to side and it hit her on each side of her shoulders and chest as she shook it, making a thwack thwack thwack sound. Then she lay down with it between her paws and started vigorously pulling at the latex outer covering of it. A man was walking by and I quickly proclaimed innocence, telling him, It's not mine! All he said is, It looks painful, and kept walking. :laugh: :rofl: That is brilliant, and one of the funniest things I have read on the forum. Your description was so visual I'll bet kisses were off the menu for a short period of time Omg. I just spat out my perfectly good glass of red. Best Story Ever. I could not waste a glass of red. So I sprayed coffee over the monitor instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HazyWal Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Besides the usual things like my lounge, two single bed mattresses, lamps way too many things to list Stan really out did himself when he trashed my fridge and freezer *sigh* the kids got issues lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavstar Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 The only thing thats been chewed in my house once were my timber shutters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yonjuro Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Ronin has been remarkable good except for... my icebreaker marino undies :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankdog Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Oh Krislin that's one of those moments where nothing you can say is going to make it better. Blegh to taking it off her. I'd only had Jake 2 weeks and a client came round to have some minor alteration done in a costume. We were chatting while I stitched and Jake was sitting under the table. At one point my needle and thread went missing, just completely gone. Anyway found another and finished the job and then noticed the dog drooling. I must have had the needle dangling and he reached up and snaffled it, luckily it had got stuck right in the back of his tongue. Whilst they were in there they cleaned up his excess throat tissue and gave him a nose job as well. So all worked out for the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simply Grand Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) Oh my god! I just discovered a massive hole chewed right across the back of my pants, right where my thing joins my bum!!! I WAS WEARING THOSE PANTS ALL AFTERNOON! I walked around the dog park and talked to people, I went to the DIY dog wash and stood there for ages while I washed the 3 dogs then I went to the shops!! Riiiiiilllley! ETA - I have just noticed my typo, I meant to write where my THIGH meets my bum, not my thing! I hope people realised that Edited February 24, 2015 by Simply Grand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaCC Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Oh my god! I just discovered a massive hole chewed right across the back of my pants, right where my thing joins my bum!!! I WAS WEARING THOSE PANTS ALL AFTERNOON! I walked around the dog park and talked to people, I went to the DIY dog wash and stood there for ages while I washed the 3 dogs then I went to the shops!! Riiiiiilllley! Sorry but... Did you have bright coloured undies on to match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simply Grand Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Hot pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stressmagnet Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Hot pink EXCELLENT choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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