Loving my Oldies Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Yes, I'm a squeezer too. I agree, there is a time and place . . . . . but I did envy them their total absorption and lack of inhibitions. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denali Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I don't like being licked at all but also cannot stand the sound of it, I can even hear it in another room and it must stop. Same as me OSO. And drinking, for this reason the only waterbowls we have are outside. I know its bad but i just can't deal with the noise :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmybulldog Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I have to wipe Hoovers manhood and surrounding area with baby wipes because he squats for peeing most of the time and he gets wee on his hairy skirt and I also have to stick my finger up under Crumpets screw tail every day to keep it clean and dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Most of these things below apply strictly to the Idiot Dog and my excuse is that he's "special" and needs the extra help. I am not a crazy dog lady. Holding food in Idiot Dog's mouth because he's not very good at chewing and things fall out the side. Pre-chewing tougher things for him (like bits of steak from my plate, not actual dog food). Holding his water bowl up for him so he doesn't have to kneel to drink (he can't bend his elbows to drink because apparently they don't work for that?). Cleaning his penis for him with baby wipes (he can't/won't clean it himself and it was getting infected). Cleaning eye gunk out. Holding his back feet for him so he can chew on his toe nails. Checking/wiping his bum if he's had a rumbly tummy (this is mostly to save our couch/bedding). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankdog Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Phew, had a look up the chooks clackers today, relieved to report no wrigglies. Slightly startled chooks though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crazydoglady99 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 hahahahahahahaha funny thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavstar Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Phew, had a look up the chooks clackers today, relieved to report no wrigglies. Slightly startled chooks though. I'm too scared to check mine!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarasMum Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 For months I had to rub cream into my shepherds lady bits. She was getting infections due to excess skin around and twice a day I was putting Neocort on and around there. Thankfully she has now had a Vulvoplasty and has the neatest looking girly bits in the neighbourhood :D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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