Tell Me About Your Naughty Dogs

[PuddleDuck]

Doof quite recently ate an entire disposable nappy, including the solid contents and wipes that went with it. Took him to the vet to have him emptied and they called an hour later asking if I could come have a look, there were lots of coloured bits in it and they didn't know what they were. Got to the vets and was presented with a bag full of vomit, nappy, poo and festive bright coloured flecks. I then had to explain it appeared he'd eaten a box of crayons and some play doh as well

[VizslaMomma]

Doof quite recently ate an entire disposable nappy, including the solid contents and wipes that went with it. Took him to the vet to have him emptied and they called an hour later asking if I could come have a look, there were lots of coloured bits in it and they didn't know what they were. Got to the vets and was presented with a bag full of vomit, nappy, poo and festive bright coloured flecks. I then had to explain it appeared he'd eaten a box of crayons and some play doh as well

oh dear! My Vets never do that. They call me and recite the list of ingested evils. ( That was Gabor, another story specialist). :D

[Akayla]

Well over the years I've lost a dryer, TV, dishwasher and the most impressive removing everything off a trailer (lights, wiring and the fully bolted down spare tyre!). I've had a dog leap through a very high Window (while closed) like something out of a movie because I had brought home one of their favourite dog companions. I've had walls eaten. I've had a dog that was afraid of dog poo! My young pup had had an accident while I was out so when I came back my big tough adult GSD was sitting on the washing machine to avoid it. When I tried coaching her down she moved to the tiny windowsill. I finally managed to get her down and had to carry the boof head out. Then she didn't believe me when it was safe to come in so I had to carry her back!

Blaez likes to steal things and take them back to his crate for chewing but I can always spot him. You see he retraces his steps to the extent he walks backward to the crate and all in slow motion :) He also can't stand anyone having a better bed then him so he has a mound of bedding (including sheep skin) all year round even in summer. He's a Lappie so I'm sure he gets hot. If I remove it he steals it and everyone else back.

Can't complain about the current pup. His biggest problem is he screams when I come out to let them in (excitement). Although it kind of sounds like a really loud Turkey :laugh: When he has been up to no good I often find him sitting behind the curtain. It's not floor length so his bottom half is quite obvious but he still thinks he is a ninja :laugh:

Edited August 1, 2014 by Akayla

[Akayla]

Oh and another story from when I had the two girl GSDs. I had a nectarine tree and each year all the fruit seemed to disappear. We figured it must be birds because the fruit was missing from the very top. Looked out my kitchen Window one day to the sight of Lakota standing on a branch up in the tree so that it was bending down and the other dog Lupa on hey hind legs plucking all the fruit off.

Lupa also ate more than her body weight in food from the pantry (rice, pasta and so on). She was only a tiny pup and scared us to death we thought she would die! Vet said to keep an eye on her and we had to limit her water. So the poor little round pup could barely move, she would give a little moan and roll over.

[Little Gifts]

When I was a teen we had an OES. One night we had visitors and mum had made a big cooked corned silverside with all the trimmings. We took everything into the dining room and mum was 'where's the meat?' We were like 'we thought you'd already brought it in?' Based on the smoking skid marks on the floor boards on the verandah just off the kitchen it seems our OES had inhaled a several kilos of steaming hot silverside in about a minute! She was generally a pretty good dog but my parents ran an exotic fruit and nut plant nursery from the property and dad would import some special fruits to cultivate only to find someone had eaten them while he was drying them out (particularly the nut varieties). Or we'd give her a treat and she'd go and bury it in his freshly planted seedling bed. He was always yelling her name in frustration. She once followed our cat onto the roof of a shade house and under her weight it all came crashing down on some of dad's more delicate (ie expensive) plants. Despite he quirks we loved her!

[Ellie]

My Cocker has destroyed four TV remotes (amongst other things)

[tdierikx]

Pickles has chewed through my kitchen door 3 times so far... and is on her 4th round of same now.

Skirting boards, walls, door frames... all bear the marks (read destruction) of all 4 of my dogs' puppy years...

None of them has ever chewed cords though - go figure?

T.

[LisaCC]

Oh wait, I just remembered Nova did do something bad!

I actually have no idea how it happened, because a few months ago I opened my glasses case (intact) and found the arm of my $700 GUESS reading glasses chewed.

The bad thing is I had been slack and not wearing my glasses and strangely they were still in the case, so I have no idea when or how he got to them

[Akayla]

I did buy a variety of those chew stopping sprays over the years. Funnily enough they would chew WHERE I sprayed!

[RiverStar-Aura]

Zeus has always been a cheeky but oh so NORTY boy. He's part beagle so loves to follow smells and this sadly developed into a nasty habit of running off into a Westfield car park whenever I let him off lead at my local dog park. He'd always come back, eventually, usually with food stains all over his white muzzle and occasionally he'd bring me back treats. First was a white bread roll, then was a closed Chinese takeout container half full of leftovers (I think he wanted me to open it for him) but the worst was an entire loaf of wholemeal bread from Coles. My naughty bugger of a boy had the biggest shit eating grin on his face whilst racing back to me with a bag of bread dangling between his teeth. Of course this was the afternoon there were about 50 other people in the park all pointing and laughing; I've never been so embarrassed in all my life. Zeus is now known as Bread Dog and has been on lead for a long time now.

Other antics of his include counter surfing at the vet, trying to pay for his Pet Barn purchases by also counter surfing, barking at the cartoon dog face on the Pet Barn signs, and counter surfing my friend's kitchen bench to sneak an entire slice of pizza whilst we were sitting but a metre away!

[Scottsmum]

Scottie is pretty good but when he really has the sh*ts he trashes the lounge room. Hubby got home to find the phone off the hook books out of the shelves last night!

Guin, our last dog... bad news from Go to Woah. Before 12 months she'd destroyed a mattress and carpet in one of the bed rooms. How she lived to 15 I'll never know.

[NicstarsGSDs]

I have a 14 month old Welsh Corgi that has been a real shocker when it comes to chewing. He has chewed through 2 sets of christmas lights, the power cord for a DVD player and worst of all the power cord for a Shark steam mop which was brand new and had only been used twice. He also loves to chew up paper and only this morning I awoke to find him shredding up a roll of toilet paper

[Leah82]

I must admit our dogs are pretty well behaved, Sarah has her digging spot under a tree but doesn't touch the garden beds, Collie can be a bit whiney and annoying especially when he's outside and your not but it's nothing major, we can even leave stuffed toys with them outside or inside and they have never been defluffed. So I thought I was pretty lucky...until last night.

OH and I went out to the movies and left the dogs inside because it was cold and the possums can get pretty noisy which creates barking dogs. I had setup 2 baby gates (reinforcing each other in one door way) to stop them getting into the main living area/kitchen etc. When we came home from the movies we found Collie had busted his way through both baby gates and then emptied the entire full contents of the rubbish bin and spread it all over the kitchen

So it seems I have a naughty dog after all.

Poor Sarah was left to watch Collie enjoy a lovely bin dessert because she wasn't game to climb over the fallen baby gates