hankdog Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 So after much careful research I have invented the oodlenator. Now you can have the perfect dog, purebred at home but oodle when out. No more embarrassment when at trendy cafes admitting your dog may have been sourced from a breeder, simply pop on the oodlenator and no one will guess your dirty secret. It slips easily into your handbag and can be manufactured in the colour of your choice. Disclaimer: The oodlenator may not withstandthe scrutiny of a ranger, not gauranteed to make yout pitbull BSL proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chequeredblackdog Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 :rofl: :rofl: Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh Hank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persephone Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raineth Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 you do make a very handsome Oodle, Tubby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheena Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Definately a goer.......will it cost me less than an oodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HazyWal Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 breathe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Here you go :laugh: Dog Disguise Kits for BSL Are you sick of people looking at your breed of dog in fear because politicians and the media are saying things like: "We want to breed these dogs out of existence". Well worry no longer, AttackChi will be making disguises for all the so called "dangerous" breeds. These disguise kits are a response to Breed Specific Legislation (BSL). BSL affects dogs that are well socialized, have a friendly temperament, or have received dog training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pjrt Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Pretty sure Deshonko already have the patent on those babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twodoggies2001 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I don't think he's pleased :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Gifts Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Wow! So life like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denali Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) hahah this is hilarious! And for once, NOW they are a low grooming dog! Edited July 15, 2014 by denali Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankdog Posted July 15, 2014 Author Share Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) Definitely sheens, the cost is a once only $20 no ongoing fees. You may choose your very own name too, this dog could for instance be called a bull-oodle or a poo- dog. The possibilities are endless. Edited July 15, 2014 by hankdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSoSwift Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Bahahahaha love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankdog Posted July 15, 2014 Author Share Posted July 15, 2014 It was found that many of the pit bulls began to suffer identity issues whilst wearing the disguise sold by Deshonko. They turned from slavering beasts into wriggly cuddle dogs. They were not able to prevent themselves from climbing into people's laps and being adorable. These effects persisted even after the disguise was removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poochmad Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Wow! I want one!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loving my Oldies Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Wow! So life like! You're right. I had to look twice. LOL. Deshonko def has a rival now. Probably best to start Christmas orders ASAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpette Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) OMG I love it. Jake you are even more gorgeous than usual (I just said to myself I am sure that is Jake!!). Can I get mine dyed in Christmas colours, as I need to improve on this for the end of the year Edited July 15, 2014 by grumpette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simply Grand Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 That's Jake, not Hank. Hankdog tricks us with her user name :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simply Grand Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 It was found that many of the pit bulls began to suffer identity issues whilst wearing the disguise sold by Deshonko. They turned from slavering beasts into wriggly cuddle dogs. They were not able to prevent themselves from climbing into people's laps and being adorable. These effects persisted even after the disguise was removed. Love this, how unlike pit bulls :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankdog Posted July 15, 2014 Author Share Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) Certainly grumpette so that will be one elfoodle. Yes Simply Grand, it has been very sad for those poor pit bulls. Edited July 16, 2014 by hankdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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