HazyWal Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 I'm pretty sure Stan would just eat through the fridge door Doof sits in front of me completely fixated and drooling at my plate, shaking all over and letting out a weird grunt that sounds like a sex scene in a b-grade horror flick. It's charming. God knows what the neighbours think Stanley's attempt to eat through the door of my new freezer O...M...G..!!!! T. Yep the kid's got issues He chewed thru to the metal and then not to be deterred! He actually pulled it out from the wall and pulled out some of the wires from the back He was lucky he didn't get electrocuted, although I think he would've chosen electrocution over his very angry mum when she got home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuddleDuck Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 Well we jinxed doof! In an effort to out-do Stanley, we came home this afternoon (after 10 minutes next door) to find the bastard had eaten an entire nappy (and it's contents ) that he stole out of the nappy bin, so guess who's at the emergency vet being forced to spew his guts up! Argh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Anne~ Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Oh no! He's certainly a handful! Sending loads of vibes for a quick recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tassie Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Sorry ...couldn't help laughing. Poor lad. Hope he's OK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuddleDuck Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 Just picked him up, he's fine. They saved it for me looks like he had a munch on some crayons too! They suggested giving him some tinned pal to give him a good internal cleansing :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HazyWal Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Oh I'm glad he's ok but Doof that's seriously feral! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persephone Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Doof- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuddleDuck Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 The vet was a bit worried about all the green and pink flecks through it and seemed a bit surprised when I said he likes to eat crayons and play doh. My vet called me after is dropped him at the after hours clinic (my vet is an hour away in peak hour traffic so made doof do the walk of shame to the emergency vet across the road from my place) and he thought it was funny too....or he may have been laughing at my ranting :laugh: Now the girlchild is ticked off because doofy has a bright yellow bandage on his leg and she wants one too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuddleDuck Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 Oh I'm glad he's ok but Doof that's seriously feral! Don't tell Stanley. He may get insecure about his crazy eater title being threatened and eat your car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persephone Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The vet was a bit worried about all the green and pink flecks through it and seemed a bit surprised when I said he likes to eat crayons and play doh. My vet called me after is dropped him at the after hours clinic (my vet is an hour away in peak hour traffic so made doof do the walk of shame to the emergency vet across the road from my place) and he thought it was funny too....or he may have been laughing at my ranting :laugh: Now the girlchild is ticked off because doofy has a bright yellow bandage on his leg and she wants one too tell her if she eats a nappy - she too can have a yellow bandage ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuddleDuck Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 The vet was a bit worried about all the green and pink flecks through it and seemed a bit surprised when I said he likes to eat crayons and play doh. My vet called me after is dropped him at the after hours clinic (my vet is an hour away in peak hour traffic so made doof do the walk of shame to the emergency vet across the road from my place) and he thought it was funny too....or he may have been laughing at my ranting :laugh: Now the girlchild is ticked off because doofy has a bright yellow bandage on his leg and she wants one too tell her if she eats a nappy - she too can have a yellow bandage ! Can I tell her she's going on hols with aunty perse? :p :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persephone Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 The vet was a bit worried about all the green and pink flecks through it and seemed a bit surprised when I said he likes to eat crayons and play doh. My vet called me after is dropped him at the after hours clinic (my vet is an hour away in peak hour traffic so made doof do the walk of shame to the emergency vet across the road from my place) and he thought it was funny too....or he may have been laughing at my ranting :laugh: Now the girlchild is ticked off because doofy has a bright yellow bandage on his leg and she wants one too tell her if she eats a nappy - she too can have a yellow bandage ! Can I tell her she's going on hols with aunty perse? :p :laugh: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VizslaMomma Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Oh, poo. Doof you naughty boy. HeeHee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuddleDuck Posted May 20, 2014 Author Share Posted May 20, 2014 I'm considering changing his name to Poo'f Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuddleDuck Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 Unfortunately we've reached the point where there is nothing else we feel comfortable putting him through. Between the strokes, glaucoma and a tumor on his foot that is growing quite fast, we've decided to give doof his wings today. Thanks all for your help through this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cassie Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I'm so sorry PD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuddleDuck Posted August 6, 2014 Author Share Posted August 6, 2014 Also if anyone has any tips on how to explain it to my almost 3 year old that would be great. We are trying to build her confidence around doctors so have to be a bit careful saying that the doctor couldn't fix him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretel Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 So sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trinabean Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Oh, so sorry to read this PuddleDuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpette Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Oh PD I am so very sad that Doof has gone to the Bridge. Huge hugs to you and your family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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