Jed Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Well, it is that time of the year again, when every one is buying up for Christmas. We have pleasure in offering a wonderful and rare breed of purebred dog. The Pomobermann - beautiful to look at, fantastic to own, easy to keep inside or out, great for demented exercisers or runners. Designed after years of work in our laboratories park like grounds, this is the pet for everyone. Don't delay, contact today to put in your order for one of these beauties. price on application, but of course, beautiful and pedigree dogs like this don't come cheap. And don't forget to complete our puppy application. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pjrt Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 (edited) Please can you reply, will I need to renovate the back yard to replicate the dead grass & scrub like environment in which this breed obviously originated, and do you have a YouTube video you can recommend to prepare us for grooming our new pet...... And do they come in blue?? Eta.... Can you also please clarify that this is in fact a separate breed from the Doberanian that we purchased at Xmas last year which didn't quite suit our needs, and sold for a lot less than market value on gumtree. We don't want to make that mistake again. Edited November 19, 2013 by skyefool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loving my Oldies Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I'd def be interested, but I'd worry that those long long legs would slip on the wooden floors. Of course, they are no long shiny and polished (the floors that is) because of all the other wondrous creatures that inhabit this place (including me :D ). The colour is also a bit of a worry because he is very similar to my Danny and I'd worry that Danny might think he was his mum or dad. I'll pass this year, but look forward to hearing of other exceptional examples of excellent and forward thinking breeding practices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I would like a quiet, house-bound breeding pair, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbear Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 whats this application business? I just want to buy it and not answer any stupid questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackdogs Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 This looks like a splendid hybrid, but I'm after something more exotic. Do you have any Maned Wolves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelpiecuddles Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Oh yes, I'd like a maned wolf too, but only if you can get one in blue. BTW: Pretty much my favourite non-aussie animal so you get major bonus points from me for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmybulldog Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Any chance of Frozen Semen only - I think my chihuahua would be a good match and I could market them as ' mini ' Pomobermann's - I'll give you pick of the litter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dame Aussie Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Does it shoot fairyfloss from its nostrils? My friend has one that does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted November 19, 2013 Author Share Posted November 19, 2013 whats this application business? I just want to buy it and not answer any stupid questions. PUPPY PURCHASE APPLICATION FORM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NAME................................................ SHIPPING ADDRESS.................................... CREDIT CARD DETAILS................................. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Yes, they will do come in a beautiful lapis lazuli blue to suit the most fastidious buyer. Unfortnately, there is no frozen semen available. Sending you a pair Bertie - do not remove the straps from their knees after delivery Must away it is feeding time, and I have to prepare their roadkill carefully balanced raw diet for strong bones, strong teeth and good health, as well as superb temperament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Sweet! Sending Nigerian Credit Card details as we speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted November 19, 2013 Author Share Posted November 19, 2013 Thank you for your enquiries regarding maned wolves. Our geneticists do not believe these wolves are suitable as pets for the average owner, there are some questions regarding temperament and after they ate two of our kennel hands, we ceased our breeding program. However, we can offer you these long maned champion pedigree show dogs, with DNA tests instead. Guaranteed gentle and friendly. Danny's Darling, you might prefer this beautiful show dog instead? No slipping on floors!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuddleDuck Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Do they come in teacup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjelkier Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Can you breed me a rare blue one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirislin Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 are you planning on crossing any with poodles, I'd really like a curly coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biker girl Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 are you planning on crossing any with poodles, I'd really like a curly coat. and one that doesn't shed or bark or dig holes in gardens or pulls clothes off the line or poops in the wrong places or can just stay in the front garden area with the gates wide open................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted November 19, 2013 Author Share Posted November 19, 2013 (edited) Absolutely teacup, Puddleduck, also eggcup if required. And for the consuers connoisseurs, the beautiful Arctic Blue dog. Matches any decor. Oustanding temperament. A bonus with this dog is that if it dies you can hang the tail from your aerial!! Edited November 19, 2013 by Jed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biker girl Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 oh and how long does it take to train one please..............................I work 100 hrs a week & don't have time to train a dog, though a mate told me that if I just watch stuff on youtube I can train my own dog particulary attack training!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tdierikx Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I'd like a couple of the following dogs please... ... and maybe one of these with blue hair... Sending my credit card details now... T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuddleDuck Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Absolutely teacup, Puddleduck, also eggcup if required. Splendid, I'll order 1 stocking full for my 2 year old for Christmas. I assume they come house trained and are completely trustworthy if I leave them alone to babysit during the day? Daycare is so expensive.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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