Her Majesty Dogmad Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I've got two incontinent old dogs, one is now banned from the bed but I've purchased a rubber mattress cover and the other one still sleeps on there but so far no more accidents ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeeGee Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Omg. Charlie did this to us last night. GROSS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staffyluv Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Can't say that has ever happened but I have found dog bones, chicken wings etc buried under my pillow.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halfthewords Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 No poop in my bed... But only Carl sleeps in my bed, and he's so clean he never needs a bath. :laugh: Vomit is another story - he has been sick maybe three times in the last five years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dekadent Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Hmmm plenty of dog hair, but so far none of the other issues that have been discussed - thankfully, I don't think hubby would be very happy', he's grumpy enough about the hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mixeduppup Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Maybe thinks that coming into my room and walking dirty paws all over the bed is acceptable...it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smooch Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Smooch has left the odd ball bearing, Poor baby had no idea it fell out of him. with his disability he has to be actually walking or moving to empty his bowels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cali Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 the other night Happy hopped onto my bed, curled up on my pillow around my head...and proceeded to pee herself, then she got up and went back to her own bed. meanwhile I rolled over half asleep and did a face plant in pee. yup..I have a nice dog huh? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LisaCC Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 This thread is making me think I will have to lay down a no dogs in the bed rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mixeduppup Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I'm thinking about sleeping on the lounge tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Her Majesty Dogmad Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I would definitely get a better night's sleep if it weren't for dogs on the bed but try telling that to an Italian Greyhound - don't get one unless you don't mind a dog in the bed ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christina Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 :laugh: Guess you'll be washing the sheets now, or maybe you have become immune to the squalor of it all. I am sort of in that camp. We currently have something akin to dog spew on our doona cover. Dog has kennel cough and is hawking up god-knows-what and we can't be bothered washing the cover till he's over it. Slightly third-world I guess, but hey. My 11 year old slept with me the other night as its so cold. He puked at 3.30am. No idea why, not usual.Got up & changed the bed. I couldn't sleep with even a tiny bit of sick there. Poo, never but quite a few cats have given birth on my bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirislin Posted April 23, 2013 Author Share Posted April 23, 2013 :laugh: I wasn't expecting so many funny replies. I'm up now because I cannot sleep, I've got my 3 girls and 2 of Iggy Mums in the bed, it's hot and crowded in there, no accidents so far that I know of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simply Grand Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 I was talking about this topic with a friend earlier, how having animals on the bed trashes you bedding, sigh... This thread did remind me of the early days of having cats and then puppies, when a vomit or god forbid a pee, would have me leaping out of bed and changing the whole bed in the middle of the night. These days...meh, as long as my side is clean(ish) and dry, it can wait :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maeby Fünke Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 (edited) I used to wake up to bones hidden under my doona, until I made the NO BONES INSIDE! rule. Edited April 23, 2013 by Maeby Fünke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disintegratus Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 The worst was I've had was before I moved out of my parents place, both dogs slept with me, the collie x lab and the jack russell. Mum started accidentally overdosing the JRT on fish oil, so twice in two nights, I woke up to a god awful smell with diarrhoea smeared all over the bed, meanwhile the collie x lab is sleeping peacefully next to me, but the JRT has realised what a mess he's made and has quietly nicked off and is sleeping on the nice clean floor. Little bugger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal House Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Wow, so many gross stories...incontinent dogs would never be allowed in my room, let alone on the bed. Same with sleep poopers, ewww. Mine sleep ON the bed, but I have a dog blanket or old sheet on top of my doona, so they don't stink it up and in case of any dog chuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirislin Posted April 23, 2013 Author Share Posted April 23, 2013 (edited) In my dogs' defence, it only happens rarely and I dont know who the culprit is or whether they all take turns. Edited April 23, 2013 by Kirislin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melzawelza Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 This thread is disgusting. I can't believe people have incontinent dogs in their beds!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudlark Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 :) I think that most people's vision is for pooping, peeing and chucking to happen outside. But (a) accidents happen and (b) sometimes life is easier if you let your standards slip a bit :laugh: It's all good material for a laff at ourselves, I reckon. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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