Lady Flying Furball Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 I decided to get 'land rollers' (roller blades) and let my dogs tow me (2 x jack russells). First day out, went up the street, on a very very slight hill. Started to head back home, my husband yelled 'go go go' (which is the command for run,which was the plan for them to run) I thought hubby was going to catch me. I fell as they were running too fast and cracked my tailbone. Xrays, pain killers and a week off work. Worst part was I had a video camera on my helmet so have it all on film. Haven't been back on my $200 land rollers since. Gosh this thread is killing me again...seem to run out of any iota of empathy by nightfall it seems. I don't suppose you will post it on here for us :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HazyWal Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Mine was bending down to stop my whippet pup from jumping as she'd just been speyed the day before... And my 6yr old whippet flew up and connected with my eye. She had a massive bump on her head ... And I had... This was taken about an hour after impact! Worst thing was I had my work Xmas party a week later and it still looked as fresh as the day it happened! MnDM Oh yes I remember that one in the whippet thread MnDM...OUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Crazy Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Ouch MnD ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melzawelza Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 Face bitey :laugh: The other funny thing about my bitey face girl Aussie 3 is that she is an overshot girl, so it's like being kissed with someone with buck teeth, all you feel are these little front top teeth as they stick out further than the rest lol. It was our saver when she was little, before she learn't some manners & used to launch herself at your face with excitment :) :laugh: Lili used to run from wherever she was and launch at our faces too when she was little Same Aussie3, When Stella was younger she could be up the yard somewhere & I could be putting shoes on at the back door & she'd run flat out & launch herself at your face with her mouth open I've found the nipping at the face to be a real border thing! Met many that do it! I thought the smashing your nose was just an Amstaff/Pit/Staffy thing but obviously not!! When I was working as a trainer a stunning big Amstaff boy almost broke my nose. Same scenario as others - gave him the 'down' hand signal and leant down. He went OOOH HELLO and just jumped up and smashed me with his block head. Never felt such pain!!! My current girl has the most horrendously whippy tail... and when she's particularly happy to see you she circles going WHACK WHACK WHACK all around your legs. I've had bruises! She also likes to sometimes paw me in the face and it always hurts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Gifts Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 I had a front tooth chipped when someone decided to fling themselves (all 20kg) into my loving arms from the stairs! By far my worst was the heart girl when she was just a cute little puppy playing a game of chase and running around and around my feet while I was carrying a basket of washing to the line. I didn't want to stand on her so fell onto the concrete and ended up with an abcess on the base of my spine that eventually started leaking, resulted in several lots of surgery and ultimately damaged about a third of my core muscles so I will become incontinent from both ends as I age! I'm sure she will still adore me if I stink of my own urine! OMG ! Thats very serious stuff. Hope you are OK now. Nah the incontinence thing will worsen as I age and after menopause. It isn't really an issue yet but I'm not exactly looking forward to the day I sneeze and pee at the same time! They put some experimental piece of pig in the hole that was left so I'm hoping with medical advances they might also be able to come up with something to address any incontinence when it hits! Maybe sew up the rest of my holes? Ha! This same beautiful dog also likes to lie in a certain position across my right groin when we watch tv at night. I reckon I'm going to end up with hip problems in my old age from it but right now it seems to work perfectly for her when she hears a noise and needs a structure to push against to get the quickest speed up. I've given up worrying about all the toenail gouges on my inner left thigh from her leaving the 'starting block'. She also likes to include me in zoomies - kind of like when a swimmer hits the end of the pool and turns. Any part of my body will do as a trajectory. Too bad I bruise easily. Yes, I am caught in a cycle of abuse with the one I love! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogbesotted Posted October 6, 2012 Share Posted October 6, 2012 I had a front tooth chipped when someone decided to fling themselves (all 20kg) into my loving arms from the stairs! By far my worst was the heart girl when she was just a cute little puppy playing a game of chase and running around and around my feet while I was carrying a basket of washing to the line. I didn't want to stand on her so fell onto the concrete and ended up with an abcess on the base of my spine that eventually started leaking, resulted in several lots of surgery and ultimately damaged about a third of my core muscles so I will become incontinent from both ends as I age! I'm sure she will still adore me if I stink of my own urine! OMG ! Thats very serious stuff. Hope you are OK now. Nah the incontinence thing will worsen as I age and after menopause. It isn't really an issue yet but I'm not exactly looking forward to the day I sneeze and pee at the same time! They put some experimental piece of pig in the hole that was left so I'm hoping with medical advances they might also be able to come up with something to address any incontinence when it hits! Maybe sew up the rest of my holes? Ha! This same beautiful dog also likes to lie in a certain position across my right groin when we watch tv at night. I reckon I'm going to end up with hip problems in my old age from it but right now it seems to work perfectly for her when she hears a noise and needs a structure to push against to get the quickest speed up. I've given up worrying about all the toenail gouges on my inner left thigh from her leaving the 'starting block'. She also likes to include me in zoomies - kind of like when a swimmer hits the end of the pool and turns. Any part of my body will do as a trajectory. Too bad I bruise easily. Yes, I am caught in a cycle of abuse with the one I love! on a serious note have you seen a physio specialising in womens pelvic floor rehab??????? there is a mountain of new info out there now. might be worth a try.. earlier rather than later. H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Gifts Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Yes a special physio was part of my recovery. I've had to change how I do number 1s and 2s, cough, sit up in bed, all kinds of stuff really which is probably why I am yet to experience any real issues. I have learnt bronchitis and a full bladder do not work well together! As things change I will go back for more checks and to learn any new holding it all in techniques I need. Regardless, it could've been much worse given it was located at the base of my spine. I wish they had've operated before it started leaking but such is life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitkatswing Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I have one, last night. Maui was laying with his head and front paws on my belly. ( I was lying on the couch on my leg, he was in between my legs looking at me kinda thing). He heard a noise, shot bolt upright, causing intense pain in my lower belly area from all his weight on his front paws to get up quickly~!!! It hurt like mother!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogbesotted Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Yes a special physio was part of my recovery. I've had to change how I do number 1s and 2s, cough, sit up in bed, all kinds of stuff really which is probably why I am yet to experience any real issues. I have learnt bronchitis and a full bladder do not work well together! As things change I will go back for more checks and to learn any new holding it all in techniques I need. Regardless, it could've been much worse given it was located at the base of my spine. I wish they had've operated before it started leaking but such is life. fun isnt it???????NOT i have an injury ( minor in comparison to yours) and the rehab has been constant and sort of weird as well. three weeks in came down with the flu and was having coughing spasms that lasted until i was gagging.. wonderful experience .. and indeed bronchitis and a full bladder do not work well together. sounds like you are really coping and aware ... kudos to you. H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankdog Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Well I have a black thumbnail from trying to put treats in a reactive dogs mouth while he was barking ..., hardly seems to count, but the best I've got. I love these threads, you think you're way out on the fringe and then you find no, you're quite normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 I decided to get 'land rollers' (roller blades) and let my dogs tow me (2 x jack russells). First day out, went up the street, on a very very slight hill. Started to head back home, my husband yelled 'go go go' (which is the command for run,which was the plan for them to run) I thought hubby was going to catch me. I fell as they were running too fast and cracked my tailbone. Xrays, pain killers and a week off work. Worst part was I had a video camera on my helmet so have it all on film. Haven't been back on my $200 land rollers since. Gosh this thread is killing me again...seem to run out of any iota of empathy by nightfall it seems. I don't suppose you will post it on here for us :D Not a chance in xxxx! But thanks for the offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaheel02 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Today's effort - the old reverse liverpool kiss :laugh: Was squatting down with my latest foster sitting between my legs but facing away from me. Gave him a big old cuddle and told him he was a very good boy. He got excited and threw his chunky head back and hit me hard just under the left eye. Was heading out to Agility comp tonight, but the headache that's setting in is a cracker, so going to take some pills and stay home. S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn! Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Same deal with me, giving Finn my 17 week old pup a cuddle from behind and he puts his head back to return the affection and his razor sharp teeth pierce my nose for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chihuahuamumma Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 I was lying on the ground when my GSD walked over and stood above me, i saw something stuck in the roof of his mouth (later identified as bamboo). So i tried to get it out and it the process he headbutted me and broke both my front teeth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormie Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Orbee sometimes gets a bit 'excited' when we're in the pool together, resulting in some hardcore scratches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Rumour~ Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Orbee sometimes gets a bit 'excited' when we're in the pool together, resulting in some hardcore scratches Thats what my legs look like after most flyball comps. Diesel hasn't quite figured out how to not act like an idiot whilst waiting for his turn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spotted Devil Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Ow stormie *winces* My two are pretty good - Zig has a fair whack of self control and Em is as soft as butter - even in her most feral state she hits you like a piece of cotton wool. The only real injury I currently have is an extremely black big toenail from 3 months ago. I rear crossed Em at an agility trial and she wasn't driving hard enough so I had to stop extremely suddenly to avoid collecting her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellz Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 I hear you. My boy Roger jumped on me from behind one day and I hit the deck. Couldn't get up again. Somehow or other, I'd managed to slip a disc in my back. That wasn't fun at all! My day-to-day "love bites" however are bruises from his tail on my legs, bruises on my thighs, belly and boobs from where he lays on me and his elbows dig in and another of the memorable ones was the day he headbutted me to give me a kiss and I put my tooth through my lip!! Reminds me of a song.....love hurts!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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