indigirl Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Was trying t mate 2 of my IGS today and Capri kept missing the bullseye. So I leaned down to help guide him in and the little darling squirted me in the eye with his dog jizz!! OMG!!! Gross.. Disgustingl, and it stung! Who'd have thought he could squirt so far?? Would have been at least 2ft. Thank god my mouth wasn't open or it could have been even worse I guess.. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persephone Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 LOL!!Least you have littl'uns. I used to do similar with labs ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigirl Posted September 30, 2012 Author Share Posted September 30, 2012 Ooh yuck!!! Never thought of that. Poor Sway LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadbury Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 OMYDOG sorry to laugh......but I got the mental picture with your description. Hope he doesn't need any help tomorrow or you may have to wear goggles and a mask :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrirose Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 OMG LOL. Grossssss! Bet you washed that out several times. Did you get a successful mating after that? On a serious note, thanks for the heads up, Ill make sure if I am ever in that situation to watch out. Welding mask anyone? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigirl Posted September 30, 2012 Author Share Posted September 30, 2012 Umm no I gave up after that little incident! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christina Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 & I thought it was bad when one of my siamese cats on heat sprayed on my head when I was ignoring & pushing her away from smooching me. but only because it's you & wasn't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyosha Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 :rofl: :rofl: I'm so sorry... But just hilarious!! Poor little guy was just soooo ready... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenWei Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Not dogs, but I had one of my cats on my lap, purring his little head off and rubbing his head against me. He must of had a touch of the runs, he sneezed and I will leave it up to your imagination what came out the other end..... thankfully it only went on my arm!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarracully Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Ooh yuck!!! Never thought of that. Poor Sway LOL Indigirl if you are going to Mildura show I will introduce you to someone that has a lot of experience with doing an assisted mating. I haven't needed to do one myself luckily. But this person has done it quite a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSoSwift Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 hhahahaha the joys of it. I do know of one vet who got bull semen in his mouth so it could have been worse :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwaY Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Ooh yuck!!! Never thought of that. Poor Sway LOL Oh, some of the stories I can tell you ! The humans came out worse for wear that is for sure Gimpy eyes, Strangled, Can't breathe and mounted from every angle :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigirl Posted October 3, 2012 Author Share Posted October 3, 2012 Ooh yuck!!! Never thought of that. Poor Sway LOL Indigirl if you are going to Mildura show I will introduce you to someone that has a lot of experience with doing an assisted mating. I haven't needed to do one myself luckily. But this person has done it quite a lot. That would have been fantastic but unfortunately I have to go to Sydney that weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarracully Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Ooh yuck!!! Never thought of that. Poor Sway LOL Indigirl if you are going to Mildura show I will introduce you to someone that has a lot of experience with doing an assisted mating. I haven't needed to do one myself luckily. But this person has done it quite a lot. That would have been fantastic but unfortunately I have to go to Sydney that weekend Thats OK. Don't think I could take being screamed at again on the side of the road home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigirl Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Screamed at? I got a bit of a shock but I didn't scream at you?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirislin Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Oh dear, the image that it creates. So next time wear goggles and mouth guard........hmmm and maybe even a biohazard suit to be extra careful :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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