Papillon Kisses Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Evil Windscreen Dog. Evil Windscreen Dog looms down on Malcolm when he is in the car. The only thing you can do is glare, bare your teeth, strike out, bark ferociously and show Evil Windscreen Dog just how tough you are. Unfortunately, Evil Windscreen Dog responds instantaneously in kind, with the exact same moves, intensity and all! There can be no out-barking him, he can't be stared down! When not allowed to search for Evil Windscreen Dog in the glass or strike out against him, Malcolm trembles and whines -- what am I to do if I can't attack him before he attacks me? It helps to have a jacket or blanket to put over your head. If you can't see Evil Windscreen Dog, he can't see you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WreckitWhippet Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Probably not a silly thing to be scared of but Bretty The Brave has a very healthy respect for Geese. Swans and ducks are considered prey but them Geese will make him run in the opposite direction and they don't need to do anything other than stand there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BC Crazy Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 Oh yes those evil windscreen wipers. I forgot about those scary things. Just wish I could grab on of those things & rip it to bits. Not through the lack of trying LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.mister Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 My old rescue Border was deathly scared of guitars when we first got him. It wasn't the sound, just the guitar itself. As soon as I picked it up he went scrambling down the hall and hid behind the bed. It took about six months, but we eventually desensitised him and he would happily sit next to me while I had the guitar in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dame Aussie Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 I play the harmonica and cannot do it anywhere near Lili, she hates the sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOCTRL Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Evil Windscreen Dog. Evil Windscreen Dog looms down on Malcolm when he is in the car. The only thing you can do is glare, bare your teeth, strike out, bark ferociously and show Evil Windscreen Dog just how tough you are. Unfortunately, Evil Windscreen Dog responds instantaneously in kind, with the exact same moves, intensity and all! There can be no out-barking him, he can't be stared down! When not allowed to search for Evil Windscreen Dog in the glass or strike out against him, Malcolm trembles and whines -- what am I to do if I can't attack him before he attacks me? It helps to have a jacket or blanket to put over your head. If you can't see Evil Windscreen Dog, he can't see you. Oh dear that is hillarious!!! My boy loves window puppy! But not so much turned off tv reflection puppy! They're funny aren't they! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvie Posted June 18, 2012 Share Posted June 18, 2012 Evil Windscreen Dog. Evil Windscreen Dog looms down on Malcolm when he is in the car. The only thing you can do is glare, bare your teeth, strike out, bark ferociously and show Evil Windscreen Dog just how tough you are. Unfortunately, Evil Windscreen Dog responds instantaneously in kind, with the exact same moves, intensity and all! There can be no out-barking him, he can't be stared down! When not allowed to search for Evil Windscreen Dog in the glass or strike out against him, Malcolm trembles and whines -- what am I to do if I can't attack him before he attacks me? It helps to have a jacket or blanket to put over your head. If you can't see Evil Windscreen Dog, he can't see you. I love the way you describe it :) . Ares does the exact same thing at the sliding window. He then bounces around to get a better look on the other side and stop there, looking around the lounge room, wondering where the hell the little Evil has gone so quick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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