Podengo Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 When I am walking and I swap sides to get past someone or let them past I think to myself what a good blind cross, rear cross of front cross that was...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkhe Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 :laugh: I love this thread! I always tell my partner to heel and wait, too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizabella Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 My most embarrassing incident was when I was at the supermarket, instead of saying 'thank you' to the check out operator, I said in my 'praising Bella' voice "Good girl!!- oops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dame Aussie Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 My most embarrassing incident was when I was at the supermarket, instead of saying 'thank you' to the check out operator, I said in my 'praising Bella' voice "Good girl!!- oops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishB Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Oh and the worst thing - one of my Collies hates skateboards...........when I am driving along alone and see a skateboarder - the temptation to wind down the window and bark my head off is disturbingly strong........... ha ha ha ha ha ha That is a bit Max Markson, he did say that it was the best fun to hang your head out the window of a moving car and bark when he was on celebrity apprentice last year! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishB Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 My kids only get a command once, and then I make sure I can enforce it! I dont repeat it, same as with the dogs, I do use a lot of the same principles in my kid training...I just dont click and treat them pmsl :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podengo Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 My kids only get a command once, and then I make sure I can enforce it! I dont repeat it, same as with the dogs, I do use a lot of the same principles in my kid training...I just dont click and treat them pmsl :laugh: :laugh: I tried C/T with my b/f... didn't work for some reason :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretel Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Love some of these! I tend to use the happy training voice with kids at work too. And when I told me SIL that my daughter had to have her canine teeth removed she asked was I using the 'dog' name for the teeth. She must think that everything I think or do is dog... Oh hang on - she's not too far off the mark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raz Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Since the utube sensation I've screamed Fenton everytime a kid didnt have good recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wantsapuppy Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA these are hilarious :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esky the husky Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 I keep thinking about people I know that are pregnant and how close to whelping they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizT Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 My kids only get a command once, and then I make sure I can enforce it! I dont repeat it, same as with the dogs, I do use a lot of the same principles in my kid training...I just dont click and treat them pmsl :laugh: :laugh: I try this with not much success.... at least my dogs don't yell "I'm about to" at me. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadbury Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 I have tears running down my face, I was really "laughing out loud" my Daughter walked out to the backyard and heard me - she thought I was crying and I still can't make her understand how funny this all is... Keep them coming please :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadbury Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 Bumping cause I need another laugh :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biker girl Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 when you go to fill out a form for yourself and where it says sex you go to write.........................................bitch.......................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadbury Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 when you go to fill out a form for yourself and where it says sex you go to write.........................................bitch.......................................... Just spat my coffee............Thanks for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voloclydes Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 (edited) the whole lets get spayed... i did tell a mate that recently... :thumbsup: or when i said i should get that usless uterus ripped out... they thought i meant mine not the bitches! although i would get it done... but they (insert rolly eyes) won't let me. i have given the warning aaarrh to the OH to stop it... what ever he was doing. Edited May 17, 2012 by voloclydes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colliehound Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 We had been babysitting a puppy when I heard someone at work in another cubicle pouring a glass of water. It sounded like a puppy piddling and in my sleep deprived state I stood up and said much too loud. NO!!!! OUTSIDE!!!!! Oh dear................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corrie Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 We had been babysitting a puppy when I heard someone at work in another cubicle pouring a glass of water. It sounded like a puppy piddling and in my sleep deprived state I stood up and said much too loud. NO!!!! OUTSIDE!!!!! Oh dear................ I completely understand that state of mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grizabella Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 We had been babysitting a puppy when I heard someone at work in another cubicle pouring a glass of water. It sounded like a puppy piddling and in my sleep deprived state I stood up and said much too loud. NO!!!! OUTSIDE!!!!! Oh dear................ :rofl: Gosh, I love this thread! Nice to hear it isn't just me. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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