MishB Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 (edited) How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? Afghan : Ask me again after I finish getting my hair done. Bassett Hound: Leave that thing off. I am so tired and sleepy and I love it when it's dark. Too much light hurts my eyes. Why do you think my eyes are so freaking red all the time? Noooooo. I told you a million times that I DO NOT smoke pot. Gosh!!!. I only slept fifteen hours today and you kept on bugging me. ZZZZZZzzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z. Beagle: Light bulb? I don't sniff any light bulbs? What's the point. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring, check for any hazards, and let you know how long that light bulb will actually last. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Bulldog: No way Jose! Last time I tried that crap, I landed flat on my nose. Bichon Frisee: Let the bulldog or the pug do it. Cute dogs don't have to work. Besides, all they do is snore and snore alllllllllll night anyway. Corgi: First, I’ll bark until the old bulb leaves of its own accord and then I’ll nip at the new one until it goes into the socket… Chow Chow: Nope, don't change that light bulb, don't brush me, don't bathe me, don't medicate me, and don't ever mistake me with a goofy bear. Chihuahua: Yo quiero TACO BULB? Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Dachshund: Well, first get me a ladder and a treat...... no, you took too long. I want TWO treats and I'll do it......... No, not that treat, the other kind. Geez.......... do I have to do everything? (of course, followed by "the look".) Doberman: Immediately decides to change the brand of light bulb and find a more efficient form of lighting -- perhaps a fluorescent bulb. Finnish Laphund: Don't know, don't care,change it yourself!! Oh wait, if there is something in it for me I might do it. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? German Shepherd: Just one, but it will have to wait until I’ve rescued those people trapped in the dark and led them to safety, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to make sure that no one has entered under cover of darkness to take advantage of the situation. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. So who cares? Great Dane: Just give me back my blanket and do it yourself. Irish Setter: It only takes one, but it will put in a really dim bulb. Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover and..... Jack Russell Terrier: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine! Kelpie: First, I’ll put all the other light bulbs in a little circle.. Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! Maltese: Let the German Shepherd do it. Cocky bastard. You can fix my hair. Yes. Of course piggy tail. What else? Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy. Mastiff: None, Mastiff’s are NOT afraid of the dark. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb! Pit Bull: As long as I'm here, nobody can change ANYTHING. Not as long as I'm around. NO WAY. Pomeranian: Hey, I was a chow in my past life. So don't you dare make me do anything. Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is! Right there! Can you see it yet? Can you? Look! Pug: Er, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you? Siberian Husky: Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and … Standard Poodle: None. Go get human, sit under it, look up and point it out -- then go lie down in disgust that it took so long. Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Just one. You want to make something of it?. Saint Bernard: Man, I still got the hangover from last night and you're worry about a stupid lamp. Look. I threw up a few times and can't even wipe my own slobber. Those bitches once they're in heat, REALLY know how to party and I got hammered. Schnauzer: Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out...bark bark bark bark...MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark...MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN HELLO???? Schipperke: One. And while I'm doing it I will break the speed of light (and every destroyable object in the house with my little pointy teeth), chase three cats and bark 7,000 times at a single oblivious sparrow. Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for? Weimaraner: What?? Light bulb? You want ME to change a LIGHT BULB? Yorkshire Terrier: I’m over qualified, have the boxer do it! Edited May 6, 2012 by MishB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wantsapuppy Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnesse Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 FINNISH LAPPHUND:Don't know, don't care,change it yourself!! Oh wait, if there is something in it for me I might do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trinabean Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 The boxer one is so true for my boy. Light is over-rated. Only someone sadly lacking squeeky toys would notice that a light bulb needed changing! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackdogs Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Schipperke: One. And while I'm doing it I will break the speed of light (and every destroyable object in the house with my little pointy teeth), chase three cats and bark 7,000 times at a single oblivious sparrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mantis Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I especially love the Mastiff & Shih Tzu ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishB Posted May 6, 2012 Author Share Posted May 6, 2012 Schipperke: One. And while I'm doing it I will break the speed of light (and every destroyable object in the house with my little pointy teeth), chase three cats and bark 7,000 times at a single oblivious sparrow. Oh that is good! Im going to add that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MishB Posted May 6, 2012 Author Share Posted May 6, 2012 FINNISH LAPPHUND:Don't know, don't care,change it yourself!! Oh wait, if there is something in it for me I might do it. ooh another breed to add yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issy Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Love this one! Jack Russell Terrier: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HazyWal Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 :laugh: at the greyhound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wings Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I've always loved the Pointer response :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashsmum Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 The greyhound and great dane ones are soooooooo true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niques Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 I first read this right before getting James and it cemented in that I'd chosen the right breed :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadbury Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Cavalier King Charles " What you want me to leave this comfortable Bed to change a Light Bulb - ummmmm lemme think about it for an hour or two" Ummmmm too comfortable at the moment - ask me next week :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mita Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 (edited) Tibetan Spaniel: "You don't need a light bulb. I already light up your life!'" (And the little wretch would be right. :) ) Edited May 7, 2012 by mita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missymoo Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Cairn Terrier: Unless it has food attatched to it, get the cat to do it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenGirl85 Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Love this one! Jack Russell Terrier: I can reach it! I just KNOW I can reach it! Another twenty jumps, and it's mine, ALL mine! Yep, I could just see Tess in this scenario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlaznHotAussies Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Love the Kelpie and BC ones :D hehe so true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LizT Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Cavalier: One, but you'll have to do it later, after I've got off your lap as it's snooze time now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr_inoz Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Shetland Sheepdog - One, but can't we do it together? I don't want to do it by myself. Its more fun in a group and I'll tell everyone about it afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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