Clyde Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 I over heard an older couple at some markets a few weeks back - the woman commented to him on my Pug, and I heard her companion say "Oh, he is a Pit Bulldog" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwaY Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 This Covers the Great Danes. Followed by Them: Must do big shits Me: Yep Them: My mate has a bigger one Me: Of course he does (rolly eye man) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spotted Devil Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 (edited) Nearly forgot....the Dalamatian: Them: Do they moult much? Me: No, only twice a year. 6 months in the Autumn and 6 months in the Spring Them: What's his name? Spot? *laughs hysterically* Them: Do you have another 100 at home? *rolls about laughing at their own originally and wit* :D Edited April 20, 2012 by The Spotted Devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toshman Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 My less that 10 second Info grab, had a funny ending the other day. When I want both my Tibbies to come.....I call: 'Tibetans!'. I did that the other day when we had a visitor. Visitor: 'What are they?' Me: 'They're spaniels from Tibet.' Visitor (seriously): 'Aren't they clever. They know where they come from!' Meant to say too that this reminded me of a story I heard....lady goes to visit her new friend and is introduced to the Bernese Mountain Dog of the house...some time later the friend asks the lady "why do you keep calling my dog Bernice?" Lady replies "Oh - I thought you said she was called Bernice the mountain dog!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadbury Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 My less that 10 second Info grab, had a funny ending the other day. When I want both my Tibbies to come.....I call: 'Tibetans!'. I did that the other day when we had a visitor. Visitor: 'What are they?' Me: 'They're spaniels from Tibet.' Visitor (seriously): 'Aren't they clever. They know where they come from!' Meant to say too that this reminded me of a story I heard....lady goes to visit her new friend and is introduced to the Bernese Mountain Dog of the house...some time later the friend asks the lady "why do you keep calling my dog Bernice?" Lady replies "Oh - I thought you said she was called Bernice the mountain dog!" Bernice.....lol My Daughter was asked how her Son Denim was doing - His name is Levi.... Oh I knew it had something to do with jeans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCheekyMonster Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Nearly forgot....the Dalamatian: Them: Do they moult much? Me: No, only twice a year. 6 months in the Autumn and 6 months in the Spring Them: What's his name? Spot? *laughs hysterically* Them: Do you have another 100 at home? *rolls about laughing at their own originally and wit* :D It gets boring huh!!... we should just start saying yeap there are a 100 more on dol go have a read.. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowenhart Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Lowchen: No it's not a poodle, it's a Lowchen. (alterntively No it's not a Chinese Crested, it's a Lowchen.) Not a Lhasa but a Lowchen - A Little Lion Dog (show bare bum). Yes it's clipped. They belong to the Bichon family, with the Maltese, Bichon Frise and Havanese. But they come in all sorts of colours. Afghan: It's an Afghan Hound. Yes HE'S handsome. It's a boy. (never quite worked out if they think the boy ones look like Dobermann) Yes they look glamorous but they are bred to chase, kinda like a greyhound in drag. They're like your all-terrain running dog. They are spectacular when running. No they aren't expensive to buy, but expensive to keep in coat like this. He gets better products than I do. They're from AFGHANistan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raineth Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Nearly forgot....the Dalamatian: Them: Do they moult much? Me: No, only twice a year. 6 months in the Autumn and 6 months in the Spring Them: What's his name? Spot? *laughs hysterically* Them: Do you have another 100 at home? *rolls about laughing at their own originally and wit* :D oh yes we get exactly the same thing with a Dane. The same old comments over and over again and people rolling around with laughter at what they believe to be their amazing sense of humour. I find it very hard to be gracious at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhydra Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Akita It's a japanese bear hunting dog ...Bear hunting? Yep, he's doing a great job too. A haven't seen a bear since we brought him home. :) :laugh: :laugh: brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meea Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Nearly forgot....the Dalamatian: Them: Do they moult much? Me: No, only twice a year. 6 months in the Autumn and 6 months in the Spring Them: What's his name? Spot? *laughs hysterically* Them: Do you have another 100 at home? *rolls about laughing at their own originally and wit* :D oh yes we get exactly the same thing with a Dane. The same old comments over and over again and people rolling around with laughter at what they believe to be their amazing sense of humour. I find it very hard to be gracious at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhydra Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 They're Basenjis. B-A-S-E-N-J-I Barkless dogs from central Africa. Not mute tho - make yodeling noises when happy, howl when sad. Hunting small game. They're fast. No, the black and white one isn't a terrier. No, the tail is never completely straight, even has a kink in it when they're asleep. Some shed a lot, others hardly at all. Yes, yodels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meea Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Oh yeah! Aftet 35 years if walking deerhounds around Sydney CBD my sense of humour has taken a beating. Cross the road and walk fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mita Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 (edited) [ My Daughter was asked how her Son Denim was doing - His name is Levi.... Oh I knew it had something to do with jeans I'm getting sore ribs from laughing at some of the posts. No bears around, if you own an Akita....& Bernice the Mountain Dog. Recently, someone told me their neighbour owns a very unusual dog breed. Me: 'Oh, what's the name of the breed?' Someone: 'Something like a biscuit.' Me: 'Biscuit???????' Much later. Someone: 'It was like a wheatmeal biscuit', that dog.' Me (thinks deeply): " Wheaten Terrier'? Someone: 'Yes! That's it!' Edited April 20, 2012 by mita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiverStar-Aura Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 PMSL!! Wheatmeal biscuit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheridan Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 I have a black mini Schnauzer and the conversation often goes like this: Person Is that a Scottie Me No he is a Schnauzer Person I have never seen a black one Me They come in 3 colours and 3 sizes Person Are you sure? Me Yes Person He looks like a Scottie Me No-he is German I have a black & Silver mini Schnauzer and I have this same conversation at least once a week! :) Always makes me laugh when they ask me if I'm sure I know what breed my dog is, or if I hear them telling their friend/partner quietly as they walk away "he really is a scottie you know..." My sister's irish terrier is apparently a red schnauzer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheridan Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 [ My Daughter was asked how her Son Denim was doing - His name is Levi.... Oh I knew it had something to do with jeans I'm getting sore ribs from laughing at some of the posts. No bears around, if you own an Akita....& Bernice the Mountain Dog. Recently, someone told me their neighbour owns a very unusual dog breed. Me: 'Oh, what's the name of the breed?' Someone: 'Something like a biscuit.' Me: 'Biscuit???????' Much later. Someone: 'It was like a wheatmeal biscuit', that dog.' Me (thinks deeply): " Wheaten Terrier'? Someone: 'Yes! That's it!' Love it! You'll be pleased to know, Mita, that one Australian breeder's prefix is Tchoklat wheatens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allerzeit Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 This Covers the Great Danes. Followed by Them: Must do big shits Me: Yep Them: My mate has a bigger one Me: Of course he does (rolly eye man) And he then goes on to say the exact same thing to those of us with rottweilers! :laugh: Every bloke on the street has a mate with a bigger rottweiler than any of ours, his mate's rottweiler weighed 70kg, don't you know!! Man I miss the rolly eyed man right now! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadWoofter Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 This thread is great :) Not many people ask about Fleming but when they do I get "is he a kelpie x" or 'is he a border collie x" Nope - he's a Belgian Shepherd dead silence..... He doesn't look like an Alsation. Are you sure he's not a kelpie / border collie cross? He does get lots of comments about his speed and agility on three legs though :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allerzeit Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 You'll be pleased to know, Mita, that one Australian breeder's prefix is Tchoklat wheatens! Best. Prefix. Ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newfsie Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 The dogs that do the Water Rescue and carting. Nowadays since extraordinary dog program, many people have seen the newfies thrown out of the helicopter for water Rescue..............and the nanny dog in the Peter Pan origina If they really seem interested, I tell them some more about the breed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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