persephone Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard' :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esky the husky Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persephone Posted December 1, 2011 Author Share Posted December 1, 2011 It made me laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogfan Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Haha :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FlowerProwler Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCresties Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Thanks that gave me a good chuckle :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenGirl85 Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Is it bad that my first thought was "that poor dog needs a walk" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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