persephone Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 No persephone no mention of ideal working temperature, and the bloody instruction manual has pages missing. Trying to find the ideal food is a nightmare as there was no puppy pack or information included. Just when you have good eating habits happening, they can stop for 4 days in a row with no warning. And don't get me started on the outsourced helpdesk. I am beginning to think that all Deshonko products are imported from China and re labelled for maximum profit Sounds very poor customer service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wings Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Deshonko I'm looking for somthing I can tie to my horse show grooming kit to prevent people from sharing my tools. Must be small enough to not drag the kit but big enough to scare people off. Will pay extra for somthing that matches the palomino horse. Do you have anything in your range? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
becks Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I'd like a puppy just for xmas and in the colour to match my decorations, will you have anything in red, green and gold? Any size pup will do as it will be throw out along with the tree in the new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinsella Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 This one that you sold me last year does not work well when the sun is out or in the heat, as all the ice cream and chocolate is melted before I get home is there any mention in the small print of the ideal temperature range for optimum operation? if not, there should be! Yes, there is a disclaimer re temperature on all Deshonko receipts. You just have to moisten it with lemon juice,heat it and hold it up to a mirror with a magnifer.:rolleyes: Signed Junior Partner, Martin, Barton, Startin and Far..go Law Firm for the Dedicated Breeder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persephone Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Yes, there is a disclaimer re temperature on all Deshonko receipts. You just have to moisten it with lemon juice,heat it and hold it up to a mirror with a magnifer.:rolleyes:Signed Junior Partner, Martin, Barton, Startin and Far..go Law Firm for the Dedicated Breede haven't heard of that firm for ages! Glad they are still active . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinsella Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 While ever we have such prolific clients such as Deshonko our law firm will flourish. Either for them or against them - we don't care. We share the same ethical flexibility as them. I think I just dated myself as an ageing baby boomer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlemum Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 While ever we have such prolific clients such as Deshonko our law firm will flourish. Either for them or against them - we don't care. We share the same ethical flexibility as them. I think I just dated myself as an ageing baby boomer. :rofl: - what does that make me & Persephone - we both got it straight away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpette Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 (edited) Sadly, I got it too and I am not even 45 yet kinsella we need to talk, considering you know the secrets of Deshonko and have no problems with conflict of interest ;) I feel a successful lawsuit coming on........... Edited September 18, 2011 by grumpette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinsella Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 While ever we have such prolific clients such as Deshonko our law firm will flourish. Either for them or against them - we don't care. We share the same ethical flexibility as them. I think I just dated myself as an ageing baby boomer. :rofl: - what does that make me & Persephone - we both got it straight away! Intelligent, witty, charming and very quick on the uptake There are days that my sense of humour (or appreciation of the ridiculous) is all that keeps me upright. The truly scary thing about this topic is that all our posts are based in fact not fiction. Laughing is our only salvation from despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinsella Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Sadly, I got it too and I am not even 45 yet kinsella we need to talk, considering you know the secrets of Deshonko and have not problems with conflict of interest ;) I feel a successful lawsuit coming on........... I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement. Are you after money, goods or both? Please say money because my fee is 60% of what you win and I'm buggered if I want any more fleabags from Deshonko. That's how they've been paying me for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persephone Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 While ever we have such prolific clients such as Deshonko our law firm will flourish. Either for them or against them - we don't care. We share the same ethical flexibility as them. I think I just dated myself as an ageing baby boomer. :rofl: - what does that make me & Persephone - we both got it straight away! yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persephone Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 There are days that my sense of humour (or appreciation of the ridiculous) is all that keeps me upright.The truly scary thing about this topic is that all our posts are based in fact not fiction. Laughing is our only salvation from despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpette Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement. Are you after money, goods or both? Please say money because my fee is 60% of what you win and I'm buggered if I want any more fleabags from Deshonko. That's how they've been paying me for years. Money of course. Mrs Deshonko needs to be hit where it hurts. And I am pretty sure that all her dogs have homing devices, so that when they escape or are let out by their new clueless owners, they go straight back to Deshonko Kennels. That way she never runs out of stock and makes a bloody fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrappynsuzie Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boronia Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 I saw you were selling these, I would like a girl-one for one of my husbands so he can use it for breeding. Do they come with pink spots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Catdog Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Hello, Well, I normally would never buy any model dog over the Internet but just this once I make an exception to this rule since you seem to be very reliable and knowlegeable in all things dodgy, sorry I meant doggie. O.K. I am after one of those Teacup dogs that fit in your pocket or in your clutch purse. You know the one Paris Hilton carries around. I saw one I liked at the beach the other day and hope you still have them in stock. Also, If you could throw in one of those swimming rings like this guy in the picture has I be most happy to pay anything up to $3000 for it. Let me know ASAP as the kids really want a Xmas puppy. If the kids don't want it after Xmas can it be returned? We will of course keep the swimming ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souff Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Dear Mr/Mrs Deshonko, I see that you now sell the carts with the Rockwheelers - that is a very good idea. Can you tell me how much extra it would cost to put some BRAKES on the Rockwheeler? We have quite a few hills here ... and there is this cat down the road .... Thank you. Souff PS: one more question, what is your refund policy re the above? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boronia Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 I seen an ad in our local paper in the classies section that one of your rivals is selling these for $4763.00, can youse supply one at a cheaper cost as it would cost three times as much to feed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumpette Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Dear Mr/Mrs Deshonko, I see that you now sell the carts with the Rockwheelers - that is a very good idea. Can you tell me how much extra it would cost to put some BRAKES on the Rockwheeler? We have quite a few hills here ... and there is this cat down the road .... Thank you. Souff PS: one more question, what is your refund policy re the above? Souff, bugger the safety features, you need to upgrade to the Christmas Party Model, provides food for the party that you intend going to and then takes you home when you are to drunk to party anymore (or does it return to Deshonko after it tips you out at the bottom of one of those hills???). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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