poodlefan Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Tired of diets that just don't work? Sick of buying strange machines on TV, looking at them on the lounge room floor few a few weeks then putting them in the junk room? Think gyms are full of self obsesssed lycra clad fit people that intimidate you? Don't want to join some strange cult that makes you visit regularly, confess what you've eaten, weigh your food or buy weird arsed flavoured cans of stuff from really annoying "personal coaches"? Well help is here!!!! New from Deshonko Products we introduce the all new FLABSMASHER PRO range!!!! Absolutely guaranteed to shift kilos from your bum, thighs and stomach with only one hour or more of exercise a day. Comes with a handy "exercise required now" reminder alarm! Available in a range of sizes and degrees of difficulty ranging from beginners to elite. Here's a small sample of our range. For those new to exercise who want to start off slowly we have the Gentle Walker And for those that want buns of steel and an upper arm workout at the same time, we have the Extreme Walker All versions come with Deshonko's standard guarantee. :cool: Ask about our range - I'm sure we'll have something to suit you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WreckitWhippet Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) Do you have this one in stock and if so how much will it cost me ? Can I order ten ? There's some neighbours who could do with one of these Edited September 14, 2011 by ReadySetGo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 Yep, can do those. Have an even easier exercise version if required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
persephone Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Oh do you have one which doesn't collect prickles ? they look a terrific idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WreckitWhippet Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 If I buy these, do you guarantee that I will be as thin as her ? $25 000 is a lot to spend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsdog2 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Can I recommend this version (Military Working Dog puppy)- guaranteed to remove ALL FLAB!!!. I have one as a foster ;) Recommended fitness regime is:- 3mth puppy = 3 km daily 4mth puppy = 4 km daily 5mth puppy = 5 km daily 6mth puppy = 6 km daily This particular model is free (YES FREEEEE ) - but must be returned upon reaching 7mths of age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WreckitWhippet Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Can I recommend this version (Military Working Dog puppy)- guaranteed to remove ALL FLAB!!!. I have one as a foster ;) Recommended fitness regime is:- 3mth puppy = 3 km daily 4mth puppy = 4 km daily 5mth puppy = 5 km daily 6mth puppy = 6 km daily This particular model is free (YES FREEEEE ) - but must be returned upon reaching 7mths of age What's it like with the kiddies ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 If I buy these, do you guarantee that I will be as thin as her ? $25 000 is a lot to spend. If you exercise them individually for one hour a day?? Absolutely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinsella Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Can I recommend this version (Military Working Dog puppy)- guaranteed to remove ALL FLAB!!!. I have one as a foster ;) Recommended fitness regime is:- 3mth puppy = 3 km daily 4mth puppy = 4 km daily 5mth puppy = 5 km daily 6mth puppy = 6 km daily This particular model is free (YES FREEEEE ) - but must be returned upon reaching 7mths of age What's it like with the kiddies ? I'm tired of waiting for someone to ask the right question - does it come in PINK???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 Oh do you have one which doesn't collect prickles ? they look a terrific idea! I've just checked down the back sheds... yep!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skyesblue Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 (edited) I would love a pink one and do they come with buy 1 get 1 free?? Edited September 14, 2011 by skyesblue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 I'm tired of waiting for someone to ask the right question - does it come in PINK???? You want pink? Is this pink enough? Of course custom colours don't come cheap. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelsquest Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I'm tired of waiting for someone to ask the right question - does it come in PINK???? What about glow in the dark? And can I trade it in for a newer model down the track? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 I'm tired of waiting for someone to ask the right question - does it come in PINK???? What about glow in the dark? And can I trade it in for a newer model down the track? You don't need glow in the dark if you add some guardian lights. No need for trade ins. The easier models can be adapted for harder workouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsdog2 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 What's it like with the kiddies ? Exercising the kiddies?????????? Not very reliable - - high possibility of loss of said kiddies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinsella Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I'm tired of waiting for someone to ask the right question - does it come in PINK???? You want pink? Is this pink enough? Of course custom colours don't come cheap. :cool: Well, cut off my legs and call me "Shorty". Perfect match for my new car!!! I don't have to feed it, do I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 I would love a pink one and do they come with buy 1 get 1 free?? No but if you buy two, you get this additional bonus offer!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 Well, cut off my legs and call me "Shorty". Perfect match for my new car!!! I don't have to feed it, do I? It will last a lot longer if you do. And if you feed it half of what you would normally eat, you'll double your weight loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinsella Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I would love a pink one and do they come with buy 1 get 1 free?? No but if you buy two, you get this additional bonus offer!! Why the obsession with 2??? Is that why people have twins, so they can race them??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DobieMum Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 How easy are they to store, do they fit under my bed? Do they come with assembly instructions and is it on video or paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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