Ons Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Rough Collie pups (lassie), pure breed, raised in loving christian family what the! do I need to ask next time I want to buy a pup whether it went to Church every Sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WreckitWhippet Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Not sure if I should laugh or cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiara&Heidi Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 What?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollyE Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 What next... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trinabean Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 That has me picturing dogs going to Confession! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sas Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I'm not reglious.....will that matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WreckitWhippet Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I'm not reglious.....will that matter? You won;t be at the top of the puppy list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 (edited) To be fair, it's one less thing to worry about. No more wondering if your dog has been coveting the neighbour's wife or anything like that. I know when I'm out shopping for a BYB dog, the first thing I look for in a puppy is good, old-fashioned, Christian morals. Typos Edited August 12, 2011 by Hardy's Angel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakway Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Pardon the pun Ohhhhhhh, for Gods sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trinabean Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 To be fair, it's one less thing to worry about. No more wondering if your dog has been coveting the neighbour's wife or anything like that. I know when I'm out shopping for a BYB dog, the first thing I look for in a puppy is good, old-fashioned, Christian morals. Typos Yep, 'Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's bitch' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
periannath Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Oh good, I might get one.It may improve the tone of my place.My dogs are sadly lacking morals.Between the lot of them, we have the seven deadly sins + some wrath....don't you dare get on my bed or I'll spit the dummy big time (Connie.) They will lie......nope I did not chew that up...it was that other dog (Poppy) they steal.........was that packet of biscuits you left in the car not for me??Connie or Gracie or Poppy the boy lusts...after any girl including his dam(that's got to be two sins surely?) Boyo sloth...nope I can't go back to work with you after lunch ,I'm exhausted! I 'll just lay here on the lounge and see you when get back(all of them) envy.....ooohhh that bone looks bigger than mine(all of them) pride...I'm so special, no one is as special as me.I have my own fanclub and this is my best side for photos(Connie) gluttony....ooohhh,I don't feel so well after I opened the fridge and ate all that best mince meant for the five puppies(Connie) Greed...these are all my toys, bones,treats whatever and I couldn't possibly share(all of them except Grace who is aptly named!) I need a Christian collie 'cause clearly mine are on the highway to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntia Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Oh good, I might get one.It may improve the tone of my place.My dogs are sadly lacking morals.Between the lot of them, we have the seven deadly sins + some wrath....don't you dare get on my bed or I'll spit the dummy big time (Connie.) They will lie......nope I did not chew that up...it was that other dog (Poppy) they steal.........was that packet of biscuits you left in the car not for me??Connie or Gracie or Poppy the boy lusts...after any girl including his dam(that's got to be two sins surely?) Boyo sloth...nope I can't go back to work with you after lunch ,I'm exhausted! I 'll just lay here on the lounge and see you when get back(all of them) envy.....ooohhh that bone looks bigger than mine(all of them) pride...I'm so special, no one is as special as me.I have my own fanclub and this is my best side for photos(Connie) gluttony....ooohhh,I don't feel so well after I opened the fridge and ate all that best mince meant for the five puppies(Connie) Greed...these are all my toys, bones,treats whatever and I couldn't possibly share(all of them except Grace who is aptly named!) I need a Christian collie 'cause clearly mine are on the highway to hell. :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSoSwift Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 whatever next. Maybe I should place an add, Fantastic Loving Whippets, only Athiests need apply?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ons Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 Oh good, I might get one.It may improve the tone of my place.My dogs are sadly lacking morals.Between the lot of them, we have the seven deadly sins + some wrath....don't you dare get on my bed or I'll spit the dummy big time (Connie.) They will lie......nope I did not chew that up...it was that other dog (Poppy) they steal.........was that packet of biscuits you left in the car not for me??Connie or Gracie or Poppy the boy lusts...after any girl including his dam(that's got to be two sins surely?) Boyo sloth...nope I can't go back to work with you after lunch ,I'm exhausted! I 'll just lay here on the lounge and see you when get back(all of them) envy.....ooohhh that bone looks bigger than mine(all of them) pride...I'm so special, no one is as special as me.I have my own fanclub and this is my best side for photos(Connie) gluttony....ooohhh,I don't feel so well after I opened the fridge and ate all that best mince meant for the five puppies(Connie) Greed...these are all my toys, bones,treats whatever and I couldn't possibly share(all of them except Grace who is aptly named!) I need a Christian collie 'cause clearly mine are on the highway to hell. :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebelsquest Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Rough Collie pups (lassie), pure breed, raised in loving christian family what the! do I need to ask next time I want to buy a pup whether it went to Church every Sunday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HazyWal Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 whatever next. Maybe I should place an add, Fantastic Loving Whippets, only Athiests need apply?? Yes please I'll have one. According to the sign out the front of the church up the road from me God doesn't beleive in Athiests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSoSwift Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 (edited) whatever next. Maybe I should place an add, Fantastic Loving Whippets, only Athiests need apply?? Yes please I'll have one. According to the sign out the front of the church up the road from me God doesn't beleive in Athiests. hahahaha no worries :D God doesn't believe in athiests. So really we are all christians etc but we just don't know it yet????? Interesting philosophy!!!!! Edited August 12, 2011 by OSoSwift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Rusty Bucket Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Hmm, maybe I should have asked my Evil Hound before I put her down as "no religion" on the census. I put pastafarian for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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