Bow Wowy Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Got sent this and thought it was amusing. Apologies if it has been posted before. 10 Issues With Humans 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny ... not very funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking... I`M A FRIGGIN` DOG YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you`re not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven`t quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you`re just jealous. 10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swizzlestick Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ams Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 **giggle** Have you been torturing your puppy again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monique.c Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. Love them all but especially this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bow Wowy Posted March 20, 2011 Author Share Posted March 20, 2011 **giggle** Have you been torturing your puppy again? I would never..........ok, maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogfan Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandybrush Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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