jacqui835 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 I have a dog with Big Dog Syndrome, ie, he seems to think he's much smaller than what he is. He is a doberman who thinks he can fit under tables, into tiny gaps and most troublesomely, onto my lap. If I'm on the couch by myself, and invite him up, instead of taking the unoccupied side, he seems to go for the tiny gap between me and the edge of the couch that I'm closest to. Of course, he can't fit, and so he ends up trying to balance his huge backside on my lap, which I might add is bony and so really painful. Once he's on your lap, he leans back into you which means your face is smothered and you can't really breathe. The worst part about big dog syndrome is that the people around always think it's funny, so although my OH might be in the room and probably able to help, he typically can't stop laughing. This is the pooch, looking innocent as usual, but don't be deceived... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lappiemum Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 I have a dog with Big Dog Syndrome, ie, he seems to think he's much smaller than what he is. He is a doberman who thinks he can fit under tables, into tiny gaps and most troublesomely, onto my lap. If I'm on the couch by myself, and invite him up, instead of taking the unoccupied side, he seems to go for the tiny gap between me and the edge of the couch that I'm closest to. Of course, he can't fit, and so he ends up trying to balance his huge backside on my lap, which I might add is bony and so really painful. Once he's on your lap, he leans back into you which means your face is smothered and you can't really breathe. The worst part about big dog syndrome is that the people around always think it's funny, so although my OH might be in the room and probably able to help, he typically can't stop laughing. This is the pooch, looking innocent as usual, but don't be deceived... aww - how could you not want to cuddle that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashsmum Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Danes and greyhounds also suffer from this ailment. They think that they should be lap dogs, be allowed to stand up in the sedan (scrunched up doggies are NOT good if you're trying to drive), and that they can fit next to you in the smallest of spaces. Any idea of a cure? They even share a bed, when they have one each! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee lee Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Yeah I have a big fluffy butt goldie who when invited onto any bed/chair must be ON you. And also needs to wiggle and roll on top of you. No personal space for her, lots of bruises for us. Its why she usually gets booted off again pretty quick smart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rottigirl Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 I hear you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W Sibs Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Oh, i want one I have 2 lap dogs and they suck at their job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keira&Phoenix Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Yep I have a dog with fully developed big dog syndrome my 3 yo Bullmastiff X still thinks its ok to sit in Mummy's lap And I have a developing big dog syndrome in my 6 month old Amstaff X who currently weighs 17 kilos! She is often referred to as my lap dog by my family LOL. She thinks she can still lay in the crook of my arm against my chest when in truth its actually painful yet its so cute I cant bring myself to remove her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogsrawesome Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 I hear you... Aww seems so cuddley i want it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tapua Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 (edited) Ah 40kg Lab on the lap has never been a great experience:) I can totally relate! Edited March 3, 2011 by Tapua Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiesha09 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 I think your OH should be taking a photo of this rather than so that we can have a giggle too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkabull Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 I also have 2 big dogs that suffer from that syndrome! One in particular seems to prefer the little dogs bed to her own. Bad photo taken with bad camera but you can get the drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dxenion Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Our 18 week old already seems to have developed this syndrome. Doesn't help when the OH is a partner in crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacqui835 Posted March 3, 2011 Author Share Posted March 3, 2011 I think your OH should be taking a photo of this rather than so that we can have a giggle too He actually has some on his camera, I will try and get one tonight. Unfortunately we've had no luck finding a cure, and the tricky part is they have this way of looking at you before they get on your lap, which makes them irresistable and you somehow forget just how uncomfortable it is to have them there. Next thing you know you've invited the huge animal (which looked much smaller when he was curled up on the floor looking cute and in need of hugs) onto your lap and it's all over... To the dog in the small bed, my dog also had a thing for the cat's bed - no-one or thing is spared the effects of this syndrome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest english.ivy Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 My 30kg Pointer thinks he's a lap dog. Bony bum and all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 My mother has a dog that seems to have missed the fact that at some point she grew to be several times the size she was as a puppy. She still squeezes into places she found quite comfortable as a puppy. What is remarkable is that she can do it. She shoots under the stairs sometimes, and seriously, when you look at the gap she went through it is hard to believe she could get herself through it. She just has to twist sideway and slide in now. She also still tries to walk under your legs when you are sitting down. She doesn't fit, but she pushes in anyway. Peoples' legs can move off the ground to give her extra space. OH's old 40kg Boxer thought he was a lap dog. It was hard to breath when he was sitting on your lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentchild Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 I also have 2 big dogs that suffer from that syndrome! One in particular seems to prefer the little dogs bed to her own. Bad photo taken with bad camera but you can get the drift. Hahahahaha love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskedaway Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 My mother has a dog that seems to have missed the fact that at some point she grew to be several times the size she was as a puppy. She still squeezes into places she found quite comfortable as a puppy. What is remarkable is that she can do it. She shoots under the stairs sometimes, and seriously, when you look at the gap she went through it is hard to believe she could get herself through it. She just has to twist sideway and slide in now. She also still tries to walk under your legs when you are sitting down. She doesn't fit, but she pushes in anyway. Peoples' legs can move off the ground to give her extra space. Akira STILL manages to squeeze into the gap between the couch and the wall. I don't get it how she manages it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenGirl85 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 I have a Golden who has Big Dog Syndrome And a JRT who has Little Dog Syndrome...What did I get myself into lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy21 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 I have a 40 kg lap dog. I am significantly flatter and wider than I used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vehs Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 awww!! I wish I had a dog with 'big dog syndrome' - we've got one with the well known 'little dog syndrome' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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