Darkrai Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 My Trip To Pet Barn Yesterday I was at my local Pet Barn buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Ella, the Wonder Dog , and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do,,, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again... I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 40kgs before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Costco won't let me shop there anymore.. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends......it will be their Laugh for the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emery Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 bahahahahahahaha i could so see you saying htis though so that makes me laugh harder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Anne~ Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 (edited) You might be best putting the story in quotes so that people realise it is a joke and that it isn't something you have done... and I would possibly alter the heading of this thread or the word Costco in the story too Edited February 21, 2011 by ~Anne~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W Sibs Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogsrawesome Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 That is so funny, good on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancinbcs Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 As the saying goes - Ask a stupid question.................................................... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnesse Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Thanks for the giggles very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monah Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogfan Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bundyburger Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 That is so funny, good on you You do realise it's not real... Darkrai is not retired, and this is a story that's been doing the rounds under varying names for years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poochmad Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 You might be best putting the story in quotes so that people realise it is a joke and that it isn't something you have done... and I would possibly alter the heading of this thread or the word Costco in the story too Agree. You had me going there for a second...right up until I read the sniffing the dog's butt. But funny, nevertheless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koalathebear Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 It's actually not a stupid question though ... my brother buys dog stuff for us all the time and he doesn't own a dog ... a diamond python and two turtles yes but no dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogsrawesome Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 You do realise it's not real... Darkrai is not retired, and this is a story that's been doing the rounds under varying names for years... oops well ive never read it before haha so its new to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigdogg Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Oldie but a goodie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkrai Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Bundy's mum your no fun Yeah i got the email today and altered it lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilbo Baggins Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I found that email the other day it was Eucanuba(sp) diet :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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