CrazyCresties Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-11654631 Cotswold flasher bitten by victim's dog A man who indecently exposed himself to a woman ended up being bitten by her dog. The victim, aged in her 60s, was walking her pet in Moreton-in-Marsh, Gloucestershire, when she was approached by the flasher. A police spokesman said the man exposed himself and the terrier growled. It then bit him on the upper right arm. Sgt Ian Dowling, of North Cotswolds police, said the dog seemed "to have acted instinctively". 'Bluey-brown eyes' The incident happened near Dunstall Flats at about 1930 BST on Thursday. The offender is described as slim, about 5ft 2ins tall and with "large, bluey-brown" eyes. The victim said he was wearing navy blue tracksuit bottoms, a light blue top and a black hat. Sgt Dowling said: "This was clearly an upsetting incident for the woman and her dog. "The animal seems to have acted instinctively and was not urged to attack the offender. "Naturally because of the nature of the incident, we are keen to hear about anyone seen with a dog bite on his right arm in the last 24 hours." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 If only the dog had bitten the mans penis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirty Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 How does a terrier bite a man on the upper arm unless he is bending over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raz Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 How does a terrier bite a man on the upper arm unless he is bending over? Have you seen how high a terrier can jump when he's angry? I agree with Clyde - would have been a more interesting article if the terrier went for the sausage. Terriers dont let go once they get hold of something This part is priceless "Naturally because of the nature of the incident, we are keen to hear about anyone seen with a dog bite on his right arm in the last 24 hours." I'm sure he'll step forward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casowner Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 How does a terrier bite a man on the upper arm unless he is bending over? He may have had his hand on something else so his arm was down not just by his sides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loving my Oldies Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 If only the dog had bitten the mans penis! My thoughts exactly. Unfortunately I can't imagine there would be too many people wandering around in short sleeves in the Cotswolds in October. Hopefully, it will get very infected and he will have to see a doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casowner Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I agree with Clyde - would have been a more interesting article if the terrier went for the sausage. Terriers dont let go once they get hold of something What would you do then to get the terrier to let go? Maybe use the hose so not only would he have to deal with the dog bite but he would have shrinkage also - ouchy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigirl Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 If only the dog had bitten the mans penis! It prolly wasn't large enough for the dog to get a good grip on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raz Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I agree with Clyde - would have been a more interesting article if the terrier went for the sausage. Terriers dont let go once they get hold of something What would you do then to get the terrier to let go? Maybe use the hose so not only would he have to deal with the dog bite but he would have shrinkage also - ouchy Urm I probably wouldnt have done anything to make the little terrier let go. I would have let him go for his life on the chipolata. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casowner Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I agree with Clyde - would have been a more interesting article if the terrier went for the sausage. Terriers dont let go once they get hold of something What would you do then to get the terrier to let go? Maybe use the hose so not only would he have to deal with the dog bite but he would have shrinkage also - ouchy Urm I probably wouldnt have done anything to make the little terrier let go. I would have let him go for his life on the chipolata. You could at least offer the terrier a hot dog bun and some sauce to put the frankfurter in to make it a complete meal for the little mite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Maybe not. Who knows where the sausage has been! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asal Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 (edited) If only the dog had bitten the mans penis! It prolly wasn't large enough for the dog to get a good grip on! so true, was waiting at traffic lights once and this guy on the footpath just opened his coat and had nothing on. at first thought was what the never having seen a "flasher" before, one look and was rolling with laughter. gee if u want to flaunt something at least have something :D :D by the time the police arrived was gone... poor diddums Edited October 30, 2010 by asal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asal Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 (edited) I agree with Clyde - would have been a more interesting article if the terrier went for the sausage. Terriers dont let go once they get hold of something What would you do then to get the terrier to let go? Maybe use the hose so not only would he have to deal with the dog bite but he would have shrinkage also - ouchy Urm I probably wouldnt have done anything to make the little terrier let go. I would have let him go for his life on the chipolata. You could at least offer the terrier a hot dog bun and some sauce to put the frankfurter in to make it a complete meal for the little mite decades ago in bankstown some poor kid wanted to go desperately, foolish one decided to stand facing a fence thinking no one could see he was busy. unfortunately there was a dog on the other side of the fence,nn yep he bit it off. that was one case of poor kid. so peeing at someones fence can be disastarous. Edited October 30, 2010 by asal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Her Majesty Dogmad Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Yay - you've got to admire the terriers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bernym Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Best dog bite storey I have read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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