Little Gifts Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Yesterday my 2 staffy's found a bag with a couple of used tampons in it that was destined for the garbage but unfortunately forgotten (and no they weren't mine). I cleaned up the mess with hands full of toilet paper followed by a good hand scrubbing. My sister found out what had happened when she got home last night and was mortified. It got worse. After the dogs had their dinner my youngest burped up bits of tampon not once but twice (she is a silent vomiter) in the lounge room sending my sister to the laundry sink heaving up her dinner. She was so embarrassed. I was actually impressed that my girl brought them up without any of her other dinner. I think that has to be some kind of special skill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skruffy n Flea Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Yesterday my 2 staffy's found a bag with a couple of used tampons in it that was destined for the garbage but unfortunately forgotten (and no they weren't mine). I cleaned up the mess with hands full of toilet paper followed by a good hand scrubbing. My sister found out what had happened when she got home last night and was mortified. It got worse. After the dogs had their dinner my youngest burped up bits of tampon not once but twice (she is a silent vomiter) in the lounge room sending my sister to the laundry sink heaving up her dinner. She was so embarrassed. I was actually impressed that my girl brought them up without any of her other dinner. I think that has to be some kind of special skill! LMAO --- but eewwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebear Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Yuk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skitch Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 HAHAHAHA! Omg ew. I have a similar story. One of our dogs raided a bin and proceeded to rip up a sanitary pad in the middle of the loungeroom floor! We had guests over and you can imagine how embarassed I was when I opened the door to find her sitting there with her face all bloody and what was quite obviously a pad between her paws! Sooo gross.. but luckily everyone saw the funny side of it haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lab_Rat Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) :thumbsup: :D I think this is perhaps something only females can laugh at???? These stories have had me in tears!! We had a similar thing happen years ago, my sisters dog and mine raided the bin and yes, ripped apart used tampons - much to my OH total disgust!!! My sister and I pissed ouselves laughing the entire time we cleaned up.............He just couldnt see the funny side of for some reason. Skitch - Im so glad our episode didnt happen in front of visitors, that would have mortifyingly funny ;) edited to make sense! Edited October 7, 2010 by Lab_Rat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aziah Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoemonster Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 After changing my babies nappy I took him out to the lounge, walked back into his room, to find eddie on top of the change table eating the poo :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biker girl Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 There really needs to be an emotcion for ............spitting ones coffee all over the comp :D It sounds like and episode of the Young Ones, where the Rick goes through a friends handbag and finds a "little white mousie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Mine appeared out of my oldest sons bedroom yesterday with used condoms He wasnt home so guess who had to dispose of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alyosha Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 There really needs to be an emotcion for ............spitting ones coffee all over the comp It sounds like and episode of the Young Ones, where the Rick goes through a friends handbag and finds a "little white mousie" "Oooh!! It's a telescope!! It's a telescope with a MOUSE in it!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MsKatie Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 It was when he went "Mousie go for a swim" that cracked me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toriavic Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 hi, be thankful your girl threw them up. as a vet nurse we have operated on dogs to remove them from the intestines. now that was "fun". the poor owner was red!! mind you so was the male vet. I have also assisted where we took out a stocking and suspender basque thing from a dog too. the owner was pretty pink. we didnt know where to look as she was over retirement age shall we say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellbell Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Mine appeared out of my oldest sons bedroom yesterday with used condoms He wasnt home so guess who had to dispose of them Eeeewwwwwww........ total gross out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
di_dee1 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 PMSL at theses stories. About 10 years ago I went to pick up some people who were going to stay a couple of nights. Got back to find my ACD had raided the on farm tip down the back and ripped to shreds a used pad on the front lawn. I burst out laughing and said..."welcome to the farm." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Gifts Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 hi,be thankful your girl threw them up. as a vet nurse we have operated on dogs to remove them from the intestines. now that was "fun". the poor owner was red!! mind you so was the male vet. I have also assisted where we took out a stocking and suspender basque thing from a dog too. the owner was pretty pink. we didnt know where to look as she was over retirement age shall we say. Exactly what I was worried about! I had to have the conversation with my sister about how many there were in the bag and have been checking tummies and all the poops ever since to make sure there were no concerns. Luckily my girls are shredders and chewers rather than gulpers or it would've been straight to the vet with me telling anyone who'd listen "They're not mine!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biker girl Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Mine appeared out of my oldest sons bedroom yesterday with used condoms He wasnt home so guess who had to dispose of them Ewwwwwww you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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