Aphra Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 But wait, there's more.Always wanted a sledding breed but just don't have the time for a big dog? Deshonko has solved your problem with the Teacup Alaskan Malamute.. all the charm in a pint size package Oh, I like that. I've already got one in a another colour, I could have a matching set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loving my Oldies Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Oh, I like that. I've already got one in a another colour, I could have a matching set. Or go into business with Deshonko. Make a squillion :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 (edited) Ay Bro,Imma chazin a Great Pit Dane Mastiff in red nose az im ina locil geng in mi area and i need a fully sik tuff dog 2 scare tha otha gangstas. alzo i will be joinin owr locil illigil dog fightin ring nd wuld lik a dog that is tuff as and will rip tha otha dogs to bitz. Pls let me kno if you can provide one of thise. pls make sur it comes fully traind for pit fightin and bein street tuff. also the bigga the bark tha better. needs to bite ppl on commend. thks bra! Shonkypaws Kennels presents the toughest fighting dog available. Dogue de Dordogne Pit Mastiff. This pure breed is a ferocious guard dog, needing no training, and an unstoppable pit fighter, guaranteed to win every fight. As an illustration of the integrity of Shonkypaws Kennels, we will replace, free of charge (excluding postage and packing) any dog which is beaten in a pit fight against dogs or if he fails to do wet work on any intruder. Edited December 20, 2010 by Jed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted December 20, 2010 Author Share Posted December 20, 2010 This pure breed is a ferocious guard dog, needing no training, and an unstoppable pit fighter, guaranteed to win every fight. As an illustration of the integrity of Shonkypaws Kennels, we will replace, free of charge (excluding postage and packing) any dog which is beaten in a pit fight against dogs. No way would it beat Muffy. Lets not joke around any more about dog fighting though please guys... makes me sick to my stomach thinking about it. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souff Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 OMG I didnt realise that Deshonko Kennels were still trading. Seems it's THAT time of year again .... I might send you some referrals ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keira&Phoenix Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 (edited) Ay Bro,Imma chazin a Great Pit Dane Mastiff in red nose az im ina locil geng in mi area and i need a fully sik tuff dog 2 scare tha otha gangstas. alzo i will be joinin owr locil illigil dog fightin ring nd wuld lik a dog that is tuff as and will rip tha otha dogs to bitz. Pls let me kno if you can provide one of thise. pls make sur it comes fully traind for pit fightin and bein street tuff. also the bigga the bark tha better. needs to bite ppl on commend. thks bra! Shonkypaws Kennels presents the toughest fighting dog available. Dogue de Dordogne Pit Mastiff. This pure breed is a ferocious guard dog, needing no training, and an unstoppable pit fighter, guaranteed to win every fight. As an illustration of the integrity of Shonkypaws Kennels, we will replace, free of charge (excluding postage and packing) any dog which is beaten in a pit fight against dogs or if he fails to do wet work on any intruder. Awezum Bro! Put me down fa 2 males. these sucka's will have tha otha gengs shakin in there Timbelands yip yip. Cheers fa the replacment garantee 2 bruz. EDITED so people stop feeling sick sorry poodlefan! Edited December 20, 2010 by Keira&Phoenix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keira&Phoenix Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Lets not joke around any more about dog fighting though please guys... makes me sick to my stomach thinking about it. Sorry poodlefan didn't mean to make anyone sad Thought we had every other dodgy out there had to add the idiots that buy these dogs for the wrong reason in. Will edit my last post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted December 20, 2010 Author Share Posted December 20, 2010 Lets not joke around any more about dog fighting though please guys... makes me sick to my stomach thinking about it. Sorry poodlefan didn't mean to make anyone sad Thought we had every other dodgy out there had to add the idiots that buy these dogs for the wrong reason in. Will edit my last post No need to edit - lets just not push on with that theme. (which is probably a bit rich in a thread started by a "puppy farmer" ;) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claireybell Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Do you have a teacup english cocker? My mum wants a dog and she'd like a cocker spaniel but says they are little big for her. She'd prefer gold please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted December 20, 2010 Author Share Posted December 20, 2010 Do you have a teacup english cocker? My mum wants a dog and she'd like a cocker spaniel but says they are little big for her. She'd prefer gold please Gold - check Smaller than "English" cocker - check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claireybell Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Do you have a teacup english cocker? My mum wants a dog and she'd like a cocker spaniel but says they are little big for her. She'd prefer gold please Gold - check Smaller than "English" cocker - check Hmmm very nice but maybe too much fur? She doesn't like grooming dogs. I'd really like a bloodhound but in a smaller version with less drool. Got anything like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Naw that's a Pointer in a tutu, Deshonko. Try this one With a kitteh for size comparison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mita Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 I'm a lazy shopper. So I'll just take whatever gets sent back to Shonkypaws Kennels as unsuitable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullylova Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Some awesome breeds here, great to see them getting their deserved exposure!!! Now, I have a business proposition for Deshonko.....I specialise in "Bull-breeds" and have recently done a mating of BullShiht's, am taking orders now, litter due tomorrow, so they will be ready for Santa to pick up to go to their new homes I also have some Bulldoodles, and Bullcocks- have to cater for those that like Bull breeds. If neither of these tickle your fancy, I also have Jack -In-The-Boxes, after many years of perfecting the type, my Jrt mated successfully with my Boxer boy these are all suitable for Export too Oh, and coz I know you want more, I will even throw in a free set of steak knives with any orders over ten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blakbelgian Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Dear DeShonko kennels, As a breed enquiryer I will bombard you with several emails asking you all sorts of questions about your breeds then several calls to arrange a time to meet on of your breeds. Day prior to meeting I shall phone you to reschedule. Then 20 minutes AFTER our meeting was supposed to happen I will phone you to say "sorry you don't have the colour I am after so I am cancelling ouir meeting & my order!!!!" I hope this wont inconvience you?? This thread is a killer!!!!! BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flatchat Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Checking this every day gives me the best laugh I have had in ages!!! Thank you!! Finally got some Teacup Flatcoats in Flatchat: And they're liver too!! Very popular colour at the moment!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jr_inoz Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Dear DeSHonko, I am very late with my order, but would like to combine the best of my friend's and my dogs - a sheltie/bernese... I promise to make email contact and confirm I am interested, ask you questions, keep in touch until the puppies are 4 weeks old, then not make contact for another 8 weeks - at which point I will be really cranky when I find that you have found other buyers for all of these puppies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whippets Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Nevermind. I found a teacup greyhound. I asked about the strange paws, nose and ears. The said that was an added extra that I have to pay for. Apparently it is very rare like blue SBT's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erny Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 And especially for you Miss BR:A Teacup Rhodesian Ridgeback.. bet Erny will want one too: ;) .... only just reading this thread now. Very clever and very . *cough* ..... do I get a matching handbag for carriage purposes, with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kissindra Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 I highly recommend the toodles! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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