mumof3 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 I've been dubbed secret santa to my brother who is in his early thirties, recently divorced, special forces soldier who lives in an apartment. What have you got that might suit him. He lives in a young trendy area and loves surfing. My budget is $120, but I could be persuaded to spend more for a well bred dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 I've been dubbed secret santa to my brother who is in his early thirties, recently divorced, special forces soldier who lives in an apartment. What have you got that might suit him. He lives in a young trendy area and loves surfing. My budget is $120, but I could be persuaded to spend more for a well bred dog. Giant Sharpei - just the ticket. AND they come in blue! This one won't run around the apartment too much. $120 should cover postage and we do interest free terms. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 Checking this every day gives me the best laugh I have had in ages!!! Thank you!! :D Finally got some Teacup Flatcoats in Flatchat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monah Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 I've already ordered my christmas puppies, but I think I prefer the feral spitz's!! Do they come in other colours? Blue merle would be nice, but only if I can get them with a white brushy tail. One male and 2 females, I'd like to have pups on the ground by winter. Thanks, your kennel is doing a great service. :D BTW. I do think your teacup flatcoats are stiill a little too large, teacup is TEACUP, not mug..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 (edited) I would like a dog that I can leave in the backyard and ignore, not need to do any kind of training or socialising with. One that only requires feeding when I can be bothered to remember (and it must be able to live on bread crusts, cooked bones and vegie peel as I don't want to spend any money on dog food). Also one that will never need to go to the vet as I couldn't be bothered with that either. Preferably a large fluffy dog that requires no grooming/bathing or general care whatsoever.Do you have anything like that available? ETA - I will pay anything you want for it, especially if you can come up with a very cute sounding breed name for it. Yeech Dobesrock.. I've just spent the last three months on developing the Giant White Dobermann.. sure you don't want one of these? Seem to recall you wanted a brindle dobe too? Did these in Giant as well. :D Edited December 19, 2010 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 I've already ordered my christmas puppies, but I think I prefer the feral spitz's!! Do they come in other colours? Blue merle would be nice, but only if I can get them with a white brushy tail. One male and 2 females, I'd like to have pups on the ground by winter. Thanks, your kennel is doing a great service. :D Got them in blue: Parti and one we call "ET" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaheel02 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Dear Deshonko, Do you sell Blue Steelers? I'd be interested in a breeding pair so I can sell the pups as guard dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remarkabull Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 I would like a dog that I can leave in the backyard and ignore, not need to do any kind of training or socialising with. One that only requires feeding when I can be bothered to remember (and it must be able to live on bread crusts, cooked bones and vegie peel as I don't want to spend any money on dog food). Also one that will never need to go to the vet as I couldn't be bothered with that either. Preferably a large fluffy dog that requires no grooming/bathing or general care whatsoever.Do you have anything like that available? ETA - I will pay anything you want for it, especially if you can come up with a very cute sounding breed name for it. Yeech Dobesrock.. I've just spent the last three months on developing the Giant White Dobermann.. sure you don't want one of these? Seem to recall you wanted a brindle dobe too? Did these in Giant as well. :D Ohhhh, I'll take one of each, male and female please, cause they are so tough looking and everyone will say how noice they are so I will have to let them bread. If you don't want any of the puppies it's alright mate cause I know of a roolly good pet shop that will take them and find excellent homes for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 Dear Deshonko,Do you sell Blue Steelers? I'd be interested in a breeding pair so I can sell the pups as guard dogs. Sure do. Do you want them bobtailed or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaheel02 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Dear Deshonko,Do you sell Blue Steelers? I'd be interested in a breeding pair so I can sell the pups as guard dogs. Sure do. Do you want them bobtailed or not? Bobtail please, see example below. Also, can you make sure the pups are desensitized to gunfire? The Army tested my existing Blue Steeler and were poised to take him for bomb detection induction training but he spooked in the firearms test. Besides I think I could have a market for the pups with local pig hunters and they also have guns. I am happy to place an order by credit card, but can you advise whether you also have Red Steelers and if they are cheaper because they are not the rarer blue colour? Ta QS from TI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loving my Oldies Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 I am getting old and tyred [spelling intended :D ] so I don't have much energy. I know it was a while ago that you posted about them, Deshonko, but do you have any teacup Mallies around still? They would be perfect to get me to Bingo every second day and up to cash me pension check and then to the Pokies. I have something similar at the moment but she wouldn't run in harness and, really, I need more than one 2kg Mini Mallie to pull this 70kg of gorgeous flapping female flesh. Colour is not really important, because I am pretty spectacular, I just need them to be strong and colour blind because I don't believe in traffic lights. Oh, god!! I am so excited. I just envisage it: Hurtling down Pennant Hills Road, trying to keep within the speed limit, cars going in all directions as gasp in envy at this amazing vision, sirens blaring, horns blasting, pedestrians leaping out of my way. OOoooh, hurry up Deshonko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumof3 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 I've been dubbed secret santa to my brother who is in his early thirties, recently divorced, special forces soldier who lives in an apartment. What have you got that might suit him. He lives in a young trendy area and loves surfing. My budget is $120, but I could be persuaded to spend more for a well bred dog. Giant Sharpei - just the ticket. AND they come in blue! This one won't run around the apartment too much. $120 should cover postage and we do interest free terms. :D Perfect! Deshonko, due to an unfortunate incident with a goat, my brother has been banned from owning animals in three states. Do you anticipate that this will cause any problem in our transaction? I can pay cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 About a dozen of these should make a good team MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loving my Oldies Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 About a dozen of these should make a good team MM OMG OMG OMG Yes PLEEEEEEASSSSSSE. Although I did say couple was not an issue, but can't you just see 1/2 dozen of that colour and perhaps some red ones. OH BOY !! BINGO here I come No more boring old :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 Do you anticipate that this will cause any problem in our transaction? I can pay cash. Second statement removes any issues with the first. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted December 19, 2010 Author Share Posted December 19, 2010 (edited) Dear Deshonko,Do you sell Blue Steelers? I'd be interested in a breeding pair so I can sell the pups as guard dogs. Sure do. Do you want them bobtailed or not? Bobtail please, see example below. Also, can you make sure the pups are desensitized to gunfire? The Army tested my existing Blue Steeler and were poised to take him for bomb detection induction training but he spooked in the firearms test. Besides I think I could have a market for the pups with local pig hunters and they also have guns. I am happy to place an order by credit card, but can you advise whether you also have Red Steelers and if they are cheaper because they are not the rarer blue colour? Ta QS from TI As we don't bother with that ridiculous Baer testing, there's every chance that gunfire won't be a problem. :D Edited December 19, 2010 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheilaheel02 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Cool, if you sell them already debarked and you don't BAER test or PRA test you may just be heading towards breed the perfect ute dog. Deaf, blind and mute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keira&Phoenix Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Ay Bro, Imma chazin a Great Pit Dane Mastiff in red nose az im ina locil geng in mi area and i need a fully sik tuff dog 2 scare tha otha gangstas. alzo i will be joinin owr locil illigil dog fightin ring nd wuld lik a dog that is tuff as and will rip tha otha dogs to bitz. Pls let me kno if you can provide one of thise. pls make sur it comes fully traind for pit fightin and bein street tuff. also the bigga the bark tha better. needs to bite ppl on commend. thks bra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whippets Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 I want a tea cup greyhound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollie10 Posted December 20, 2010 Share Posted December 20, 2010 Do you have anything for those of us who like our dogs shaggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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