poodlefan Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 (edited) Id like one of those that you have in your avatar. In black and tan please, giant. Ill pay extra for guard dog training and personal protection. I think your sister runs the Shonky Dog Training Kennels near you, right? The number one in the wolrd training facility and she is the number one in the universe trainer, Im sure Im correct! Far be it for me to miss an opportunity for a sale but won't one of these do the trick?? The pups I sell are all naturally obedient and don't require training. If its a security dog you are after, the dogs I had in the Mother's Day Catalogue may suit. Edited September 17, 2010 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mita Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Becoz i sell my Schnoodlegroodlecockerroodles Don't let the Dodgy Brothers Kennels get hold of one of these. Their beady little eyes will light up at the truly amazing & rare 'breeds' they could produce with a Schnoodelgroodlecockerroodle.. Only work would be... what other breed to mix it with, where to tack the other breed name on....& how big to make the price. This thread is so close to reality. I keep reading the posts & thinking....'Yes, that happens!'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ons Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 such a shame that you have branched away from oodles coz I wanted to put an order for one in I wanted a toy poolie thank you if you would reconsider. A coolie crossed with a toy poodle - such a good combination I'm sure! not! oh and I know someone wanting a fully trained quiet one year old cattledog as well that's guaranteed not to have any health problems so if you have a spare one of them? preferably minature coz they wanted a smaller dog. would you prepared to do a teacup golden retreiver that doesn't shed any fur as well? not much to ask, and they are my christmas orders - thank you in advance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussielover Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 (edited) Becoz i sell my Schnoodlegroodlecockerroodles Don't let the Dodgy Brothers Kennels get hold of one of these. Their beady little eyes will light up at the truly amazing & rare 'breeds' they could produce with a Schnoodelgroodlecockerroodle.. Only work would be... what other breed to mix it with, where to tack the other breed name on....& how big to make the price. This thread is so close to reality. I keep reading the posts & thinking....'Yes, that happens!'. Well obviously, the longer the name, the more justified you are to charge the higher price. how about crossing it with a spanalabradanepointador? think of what you chrage if you combined those two!!! They are also guaranteeed never to have any health problems and are hyper sorry hypoallerggenic and dont need any training. Edited September 17, 2010 by aussielover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alison1474 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 (edited) I would like a dog that I can leave in the backyard and ignore, not need to do any kind of training or socialising with. One that only requires feeding when I can be bothered to remember (and it must be able to live on bread crusts, cooked bones and vegie peel as I don't want to spend any money on dog food). Also one that will never need to go to the vet as I couldn't be bothered with that either. Preferably a large fluffy dog that requires no grooming/bathing or general care whatsoever.Do you have anything like that available? ETA - I will pay anything you want for it, especially if you can come up with a very cute sounding breed name for it. PF.... Please don't think I'm stealing any of the wonderful business you have going here but I think I can help out with this one. Guaranteed non shedding, cheap to feed, very quiet, no training required etc etc etc Your lucky... He's on special for Xmas this year... $2890 one off payment. Edited September 17, 2010 by Alison1474 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 Do you do handbag sized Wire Haired Fox Terriers that need no grooming and have great recall? If so I want one please. You need to update Loraine.. everything's wireless these days. How about one of these Wireless Wirehaired Fox Terriers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 I would like a dog that I can leave in the backyard and ignore, not need to do any kind of training or socialising with. One that only requires feeding when I can be bothered to remember (and it must be able to live on bread crusts, cooked bones and vegie peel as I don't want to spend any money on dog food). Also one that will never need to go to the vet as I couldn't be bothered with that either. Preferably a large fluffy dog that requires no grooming/bathing or general care whatsoever.Do you have anything like that available? ETA - I will pay anything you want for it, especially if you can come up with a very cute sounding breed name for it. PF.... Please don't think I'm stealing any of the wonderful business you have going here but I think I can help out with this one. Guaranteed non shedding, cheap to feed, very quiet, no training required etc etc etc Your lucky... He's on special for Xmas this year... $2890 one off payment. Tried that. They lacked animation.. did a hell of a sit stay though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schnauzer Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 (edited) Can you please supply a few teacup parti coloured schnauzers that shed? I am getting a bit bored with my non shedding dogs. My house is just too tidy. Do you do trade-ins?? efs Edited September 17, 2010 by schnauzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 (edited) Anyone fancy a Giant King Charles Cavalier? They come in Ruby and Black and Tan as well. Edited September 17, 2010 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mita Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Becoz i sell my Schnoodlegroodlecockerroodles Don't let the Dodgy Brothers Kennels get hold of one of these. Their beady little eyes will light up at the truly amazing & rare 'breeds' they could produce with a Schnoodelgroodlecockerroodle.. Only work would be... what other breed to mix it with, where to tack the other breed name on....& how big to make the price. This thread is so close to reality. I keep reading the posts & thinking....'Yes, that happens!'. Well obviously, the longer the name, the more justified you are to charge the higher price. how about crossing it with a spanalabradanepointador? think of what you chrage if you combined those two!!! They are also guaranteeed never to have any health problems are hyperallergnic Ye gods! I had enough trouble typing Schnoodelgroodlecockerroodle right. Now this! Schnoodelgroodlecockerroodlespanalabradanepointador. Enough to give me the health problem...brain damage. You're right about the price going up with the length of the name. The Dodgies could make enough to retire on this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 Can you please supply a few teacup parti coloured shcnauzers that shed?I am getting a bit bored with my non shedding dogs. My house is just too tidy. Do you do trade-ins?? I do trade ins on entire dogs only. How about some of these TCPCS's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KumaAkita Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 I would like a dog that I can leave in the backyard and ignore, not need to do any kind of training or socialising with. One that only requires feeding when I can be bothered to remember (and it must be able to live on bread crusts, cooked bones and vegie peel as I don't want to spend any money on dog food). Also one that will never need to go to the vet as I couldn't be bothered with that either. Preferably a large fluffy dog that requires no grooming/bathing or general care whatsoever.Do you have anything like that available? ETA - I will pay anything you want for it, especially if you can come up with a very cute sounding breed name for it. PF.... Please don't think I'm stealing any of the wonderful business you have going here but I think I can help out with this one. Guaranteed non shedding, cheap to feed, very quiet, no training required etc etc etc Your lucky... He's on special for Xmas this year... $2890 one off payment. Tried that. They lacked animation.. did a hell of a sit stay though. Oh they fixed the lack of animation by crossing it with a remote control car and ended up with one of these: no poop, no shedding, comes with on/off switch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 Oh they fixed the lack of animation by crossing it with a remote control car and ended up with one of these: no poop, no shedding, comes with on/off switch. And a price tag to match my puppies. Of course my pups represent VALUE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashew Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Do you do Boxing Day Sale? I love a good bargain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 Do you do Boxing Day Sale? I love a good bargain! Dogs of the impeccable bloodlines that Deshonko represent are a bargain anyway Cashew. (but give me a call after Christmas) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSoSwift Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 What do you have in the way of sighthound X kind of breeds?? WHippets are becoming a bit yesterday and we all know a crossbread is so much healthier than these awful inbread pedigrees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christina Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Hmmm, thanks. Reminder to update my signature. Silly season is looming close again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks3 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 I herd that you have been line breeding dogs with small arse holes and you have finally had great success in getting them to fully close up. Now i would like 2 of these dogs that can't poop a male and a female. when I get puppies do you think I can get the breed recognised by the AKC? I think these dogs would sell really well as they won't poop on the customers lawn and no more doggy farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted September 17, 2010 Author Share Posted September 17, 2010 (edited) What do you have in the way of sighthound X kind of breeds?? WHippets are becoming a bit yesterday and we all know a crossbread is so much healthier than these awful inbread pedigrees I have several breeds in development. Lots of Whippety types. Let's see We have the Teacup Greyhound Giant Italian Greyhound Longhaired Giant Whippet Giant Wooly Whippet Persian Whippet (these only come in cream SSM) Haggis Whippet and last but by no means least the Celtic Godzilla Whippet Next Hound Show I'm going to be Edited September 17, 2010 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Gifts Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 I herd that you have been line breeding dogs with small arse holes and you have finally had great success in getting them to fully close up.Now i would like 2 of these dogs that can't poop a male and a female. when I get puppies do you think I can get the breed recognised by the AKC? I think these dogs would sell really well as they won't poop on the customers lawn and no more doggy farts. But if you get a dog that doesn't fart who will you be able to blame the smells on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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