Sniffer Dog

[Dracdog]

Paddy gets on a plane in Melbourne going to Darwin and gets a window seat, Another bloke gets on the plane, sits in the isle seat and a big black Labrador sits in the middle seat beside him. Paddy thinks that it is a bit strange as the dog is clearly not a guide dog so he asks the bloke what the story is.

The bloke introduces himself as John and explains that the dog is a Sniffer dog and that he is on board to detect drugs.

Anyway the plane takes off and levels out at 30000 feet and the dog goes to work. He walks up the isle, stops behind an old lady, comes back, sits and puts 1 paw on his masters leg. John explains to Paddy "that means that the lady has Pot, I'll take her details and the boys will be waiting at the other end".

The dog walks off again stops behind another bloke and comes back this time he puts 2 paws on his masters leg, "that means that that bloke has Cocaine on him so I let the boys at the other end know and they will pick him up."

About 20 minitues later the dog takes off again, this time he sniffs around for a while before bolting back jumping into the seat and crapping everywhere all over the seat, al over the floor & all over Paddy.

Paddy is shocked and says to John" What the hell this is supposed to be a highly trained dog why is he doing this?" John looks around a bit sheepishly turns to Paddy and says in a hushed tone,"He just detected a Bomb".

[becks]

oh.

[m-j]