Something Funny For A Saturday....

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>>>Pet Hair can be put to Good Use"

http://www.truthaboutpetfood.com/articles/...tml>>>

This is true. In fact, if British Petroleum had seen fit to respond to my

offer of a baggie full of Puli cords in the early days, we would not be

looking at the eco-crisis we're facing now. Stupid, short sighted engineers.

Well known facts among corded dog owners:

One 10" Puli cord can suck up 50 gallons of water;

One 10" WHITE Puli cord can suck up 60 gallons of oil or any other dark, viscous fluid impossible to remove with soap;

Two detached Puli cords missing on the dog's show side are enough to make a Puli owner incandescent with grief;

Three Puli cords arranged into the characters, "666" and left on the front door mat will drive away irritating men dressed in black and riding bicycles;

Four Puli Cords flowing from an outstretched leg are enough to trip an adult male down a flight of steps far more effectively than a slinky toy, in large part because of their stealth. Remember: Silent but deadly;

Five Puli cords sacrificed by a dog feeling peckish integrate nicely into a pulley system enabling an agile dog to reach a 5 lb. pork shoulder;

Six Puli cords wadded up, while inadequate as an opposable thumb, stop up a toilet more efficiently than 3 rolls of Charmin; Seven would have easily

plugged a gushing oil leak;

Eight Puli cords are enough to make a Rastafarian Chihuahua;

Nine Puli cords can ensnare a small mammal: Two cords (wiggling) to get the critter's attention, the rest to wrap around its thorax. Boa Constrictors

got the idea from Pulik. This is true.

Ten Puli cords tied end to end can tow a Greyhound bus as long as the gear is set in neutral;

A fully corded dog can clear a forest floor of its flora and fauna within several hours, less if there's a dog show the following weekend;

Stupid engineers. Boy did they miss the boat this time.

Susi

Makos Pulik

http://www.knobnotes.blogspot.com/