Dad Dog Joke

[SmoothieGirl]

My dad was at the local shopping centre the yesterday when he saw an old man with a dog lead attached to a cabbage.

Dad said to him, "What are you walking that cabbage for?"

The man said, "Its not a cabbage, its a dog?"

Dad said, "It's not a dog, its a cabbage."

Quite sure of himself the man said, "Its not a cabbage, its a dog."

My father isn't a patient man so he raised his voice a little, "No its a cabbage!"

The old man, not to be intimidated said, "Its not a damn cabbage, its a dog!"

Finally Dad lost it, and very carefully articulated to the man, "NO no no, it is not a DOG, it is a CABBAGE."

The old guy puffs out his chest, brings himself to full height and proudly says, "Shows you how much you know, I was just in the pet shop and they told me it was a Cauli".