4pups Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 How Many Dogs Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?" Border Collie: "Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code." Dachshund: "You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: "Make me" Boxer: "Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark." Lab: "Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! " German Shepherd: "I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. " Jack Russell Terrier: "I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture." Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! " Cocker Spaniel: "Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark." Chihuahua : "Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.' Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares? " Australian Shepherd: "First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... " Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bjelkier Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 :rolleyes: I like the poodle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake-K9 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simply Grand Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Don't forget this bit: The Cat's Answer: "Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 (edited) Whippet: Oooh a light bulb... how exciting... [does zoomies] wheeeeeeee!!!!!! Edited February 19, 2010 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snout Girl Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 pug: whats the point if I cant eat it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kody's_Mum Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 I love this one. Always makes me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyboutdogz Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Haha I havent heard that before, if only dogs could really talk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic oh lah Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 German Shepherd: "I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. " Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares? " Yep - this is my two exactly, the ever efficient watch dog Sophie, and the fur-slug Vader, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borderpower Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poochmad Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 I like the Aussie Shep and the Poodle! Cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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