MonElite Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Ill start, pls add yours A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Dobermann that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF," but before she could say 'F*ck!' the Dobermann ate her!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoopy21 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Coffee just came out my nose!! Classic.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merijigs Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 can't wait to share this one with my pals THANKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥dragonfly♥ Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Thanks for the laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merijigs Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Dad wants to give his little boy a special outing on his access weekend Dad "What would you like to do this weekend, Johnny?" Johnny "I'd really like to go to the zoo" Dad "Great idea, we'll do it!" The weekend comes and they are happily walking around the zoo but after a short time they notice that they can't see any animals. Eventually they come to a cage which has one small fuffy dog in it. As they stand there a zoo keeper walks past behind them and the Dad turns quickly to ask the keeper "what sort of a zoo is this?" The keeper keeps walking as he casually replies "a shit zoo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollywaffle Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Dad wants to give his little boy a special outing on his access weekendDad "What would you like to do this weekend, Johnny?" Johnny "I'd really like to go to the zoo" Dad "Great idea, we'll do it!" The weekend comes and they are happily walking around the zoo but after a short time they notice that they can't see any animals. Eventually they come to a cage which has one small fuffy dog in it. As they stand there a zoo keeper walks past behind them and the Dad turns quickly to ask the keeper "what sort of a zoo is this?" The keeper keeps walking as he casually replies "a shit zoo" very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voloclydes Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 ok time to wheel out the childs fave jokes.. what do you call a squashed dalmatian? a flat spot! :thumbsup: :rofl what do you call a poodle that eats shampoo? a shampoodle! :laugh: :D ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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