poodlemum Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Poodlefanbless your little cotton socks... This has to be the best thread I have ever read.... Now what can you entice me with in a bull terrier????? money is no option ;) ooooh I def want something that I can start pumping out puppies with asap cause I got a good backyard, its huge measures 5 metres x 3 metres Yes I would also like a blue bull terrier, I would like it to have blue eyes and a skin-cancer resistant dermis. Also, can you please make sure that the stubborn / independent gene is removed (tweezers should do it or perhaps pliers) before you sell it to me, money is of no object, but I want one that just obeys my every command instead of staring at me whilst wondering "What's in it for me though?". Thx I am sure this will not be a problem. Great idea - can you do that for Poodles, as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 (edited) You guys are slow to catch on aren't you? I can sell a punter any pup here at Deshonko as any crossbred they say they want or any new purebred I say it is. None of them set foot on my place. The punters don't know any better and anything that's unexpected, I write off as "hybrid vigour" or a "throwback". Hey, if it's got OZKC papers, its all good. People who do their homework go to those snobby do gooder ANKC breeders with their profit sapping rules and code of ethics. I'm catering to the rest..that BBC doco has made it soooo much easier to sell my pups. If the subject of the other mob comes up I just ask if they saw the doco, imply that all the established breeds are genetic disaster areas (more feigned concern and heavy sighs) toss in a reference to hybrid vigour and hey presto.. $$$ ;) Of course I would never sell a pup to a petshop.. why should they get the 300% mark up on cost price when I can make those sorts of profits with a website. Edited November 26, 2009 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yacket's Mum Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 I have never laughed so much in my life and the sad thing is...is that people who don't know any better will beleive these dogs are out there! Oh can I also place an order. I love my greyhound but he dosen't have much hair and I don't want it to fall out much and I need something that focuses so I was thinking maybe a "Greypoo collie" that should do the trick! Oh and don't desex it or vaccinate it I will do that if I remember after I have made some money from the puppies she will have! You are a genuis Poodlefan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 (edited) I have never laughed so much in my life and the sad thing is...is that people who don't know any better will beleive these dogs are out there!Oh can I also place an order. I love my greyhound but he dosen't have much hair and I don't want it to fall out much and I need something that focuses so I was thinking maybe a "Greypoo collie" that should do the trick! Oh and don't desex it or vaccinate it I will do that if I remember after I have made some money from the puppies she will have! You are a genuis Poodlefan. You need a Lurcher YM.. They tend to be Whippet/Collie mixes. Give me 8 weeks and I'll have some. I just have to source some dogs from pounds or the FTGH ads. Rock up in a nice car with a nice fake family and you walk away with the dog no worries. People do it all the time. Edited November 26, 2009 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yacket's Mum Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 I have never laughed so much in my life and the sad thing is...is that people who don't know any better will beleive these dogs are out there!Oh can I also place an order. I love my greyhound but he dosen't have much hair and I don't want it to fall out much and I need something that focuses so I was thinking maybe a "Greypoo collie" that should do the trick! Oh and don't desex it or vaccinate it I will do that if I remember after I have made some money from the puppies she will have! You are a genuis Poodlefan. You need a Lurcher YM.. They tend to be Whippet/Collie mixes. Give me 8 weeks and I'll have some. I just have to source some dogs from the FTGH ads. Rock up in a nice car with a nice fake family and you walk away with the dog no worries. People do it all the time. I can't have one of those (Lurcher's) there are some of them already and I want a DD that is special with money no object. I am really after a greypoo collie and 8 weeks might be pushing it will I get it in time to do our frist jumpers trial at the end of Jan? Oh and you must have taught it how to jump poles and go though tunnels cause I dont' have the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 I can't have one of those (Lurcher's) there are some of them already and I want a DD that is special with money no object. I am really after a greypoo collie and 8 weeks might be pushing it will I get it in time to do our frist jumpers trial at the end of Jan? Oh and you must have taught it how to jump poles and go though tunnels cause I dont' have the time. For the right fiscal incentive YM I'll tell you anything you want to hear. If the pup fails to be a winner, I'll blame diet, training and socialisation. You'd be amazed how many owners you can guilt into leaving you alone. I've had the most incredible success telling puppy buyers that it's possible to socialise their pups too much. Its like shooting fish in a barrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yacket's Mum Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 For the right fiscal incentive YM I'll tell you anything you want to hear. If the pup fails to be a winner, I'll blame diet, training and socialisation. You'd be amazed how many owners you can guilt into leaving you alone. I've had the most incredible success telling puppy buyers that it's possible to socialise their pups too much. Its like shooting fish in a barrel. I don't dought it. Keep up the good work and I am voting also for best tread of the year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corrie Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 If you take payments via Western Union then I'll order a bakers dozen; 1 male 12 female. I do hope you are breeding them so that they are genetically predisposed to have their first heat by 12 weeks otherwise it will mess with my breeding program and I'll have to cancel my order. I would be mighty disappointed though as I have already collected 12 cardboard boxes as my whelping boxes and have managed to rearrange them so they all fit snuggly into my laundry (so obviously all dogs will need to get along). No kennel dogs here. Customers can even come into my home and view the parents IF I can remember who goes with who.l Lol. So excited. P.S. Will I be alright to start rehoming once the pups begin to lose interest in their mums milk? As you could well imagine I don't think I could afford to feed that many dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corrie Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Also forgot to ask. With the blue Bord(eau)oodle, I know they don't require clipping but do the grapes need to be picked at maturity and what type of grooming tool would I use for that? I don't really want to do any grooming at all if I can get away with it because...you know....dogs are a bit dirty and all. I rather not have to handle them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollywaffle Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 this posting is really giving me a good chuckle..thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranVT Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Customers can even come into my home and view the parents IF I can remember who goes with who.l Lol. So excited. Omg hahahahahah, huge snortlol at this, glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voloclydes Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 oh pf just wanted to confirm things are going well with my order... like the others money is no object...... but i'll give you 10 bucks each... not more than 15.... cause the dogs mate for free and it's not like you even had to get a stud doggie in... puppies only drink milk so at weaning time lets say 10 days i'll come with a cardboard box and take puppies off your hands... that would be fine! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTD Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 ME ME ME Mine is simple A mini tea cup blue cocker spaniel that doesn't knot up, never needs to be clipped , groomed or bathed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 Also forgot to ask. With the blue Bord(eau)oodle, I know they don't require clipping but do the grapes need to be picked at maturity and what type of grooming tool would I use for that? I don't really want to do any grooming at all if I can get away with it because...you know....dogs are a bit dirty and all. I rather not have to handle them. I think people make far too much of grooming their dogs. Sure its a good money spinner but I'm not in that line myself. If you never take them anywhere and don't let them in the house does it really matter what they look or smell like I think you'd be better buying a tin shed for the whelping side of things. Personally its better to keep the buyers off the property so they can't find you. Just meet them in a park somewhere. If you want to spend big bucks on a whelping set up, get a colourbond shed. When the pups freak out in their new homes because they've not been handled or accustomed to domesticity, blame the owners for failing to socialise them enough. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laneka Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Thank you so much PF, had a fantastic laugh reading this thread, also thanks to those with their vivid imaginations. They would all make fantastic PFD's. So glad to read you are making a huge profit on these PF. You bank balance should be swelling nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clyde Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 *grin* I think I just pee'd myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Daisy Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Dear Deshoko kennels, I can't decide on a breed and were hoping you could help me. I have looked at your website and like too many of your dogs, can you mix a couple together and make me something really spesh? I really want one with a cool name that no one else has so I can be cool at the dog park and talk about my amazing new designer dog with no health problems. You better throw in some poodle as I want the name to have oodle at the end. I don't really care what it's crossed with as long as the name sounds like a pure bread. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corrie Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Also forgot to ask. With the blue Bord(eau)oodle, I know they don't require clipping but do the grapes need to be picked at maturity and what type of grooming tool would I use for that? I don't really want to do any grooming at all if I can get away with it because...you know....dogs are a bit dirty and all. I rather not have to handle them. I think people make far too much of grooming their dogs. Sure its a good money spinner but I'm not in that line myself. If you never take them anywhere and don't let them in the house does it really matter what they look or smell like I think you'd be better buying a tin shed for the whelping side of things. Personally its better to keep the buyers off the property so they can't find you. Just meet them in a park somewhere. If you want to spend big bucks on a whelping set up, get a colourbond shed. When the pups freak out in their new homes because they've not been handled or accustomed to domesticity, blame the owners for failing to socialise them enough. I've got a rickty old tin shed that I store my firewood in but it lets a fair bit of rain in. I could put them in there but I don't want to ruin my cardboard boxes. So are whelping boxes really that necessary or just some fandangled thing made up by those self righteous purebread snobs that are so over the top about the "ethical and responsible breeding" crap. They're just nasty. They got me kicked off some purebread forum the other day just cos they're jealous i gonna cut in to their profits. Don't know what they're complaining about...They could make way more moula if they didn't waste their money on vets, worming, vaccinations and all that other stuff. Dogs coped just fine when they were in the wild. Sheeesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted November 26, 2009 Author Share Posted November 26, 2009 Thank you so much PF, had a fantastic laugh reading this thread, also thanks to those with their vivid imaginations. They would all make fantastic PFD's. So glad to read you are making a huge profit on these PF. You bank balance should be swelling nicely. People have been referring to me as PF on here for years.... little did they realise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Daisy Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 My friend has just got one of these but I'm not into cats. Can you make me a dog version? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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