Nekhbet Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 &%#(U*$(@)*%()&(%*#() how many expletives can I put on the one page. I need REELS of it Oh the boys decided to have a rather rough play and my DDB has officially put a rather sharp canine through the bark collar on the rottweiler. BYE BYE $300 ;) Why me. Why now. This is the SECOND one destroyed and I'm too broke to buy another, let alone a couple of nice E-collars. The last really good one the rotty grabbed off the side table and decided to CHEW it like a toy. Oh mummy look what I did. I'm going to smack my head against the wall for a while now to release the tension. Light some incense. Punch a pillow. Well I duct taped it back together and the rotty still thinks it works. Thank goodness for dumb dogs *sigh* I went for a job interview today. On the notice board was a sign that the resident groomers beautiful Std poodle had just had a litter of oodles ... Dad was an unchecked GR! YAY! BITING TONGUE THROUGH THE INTERVIEW! Oh and they do purely positive preschool, still biting tongue. Oh so you do dog training ... err yes the more 'specialised' form *cough cough* beer me. beer me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nekhbet Posted January 5, 2009 Author Share Posted January 5, 2009 let us all escape to a world where high octane dogs are acceptable, we are rolling in money and everyone is on the same page ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkySoaringMagpie Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 *sigh* I went for a job interview today. On the notice board was a sign that the resident groomers beautiful Std poodle had just had a litter of oodles ... Dad was an unchecked GR! YAY! BITING TONGUE THROUGH THE INTERVIEW! They turn into huge dogs too. Friends of ours spent megabucks on a poodle X but were horrified when it just kept growing. They hadn't realised that one of the parents could have been a Std. Oh and they do purely positive preschool, still biting tongue. Oh so you do dog training ... err yes the more 'specialised' form *cough cough* What does that mean I wonder? Most puppy classes I've been in teach verbal corrections and timeouts for rough play. Although, speaking of puppy classes, the last vet one I went to with one of ours was completely full of oodles except for one lab and my pup. All the owners were talking to each other about the money they spent. The winner of the conversation was the person who spent 2K on a "rare chocolate [x]oodle". OH couldn't take it and didn't go back the next week, I toughed it out because my pup needed the socialistion. I'm lucky I still have a tongue, I nearly bit it clean off when one of the oodle owners asked about breeding... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam&Saki Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 *hands you a beer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekhbet Posted January 5, 2009 Author Share Posted January 5, 2009 (edited) anita I suspect its the 'completely hands off method' which I saw a while ago. Popular round these here parts .. no no ... its ok ... they will eventually do it themselves ... no no .. dont pull them off each other they will come for food ... *BOOT* to the head ... I have nothing against positive I just cant stand it when it goes too far ... as for the GR x Poodle. Yup the size of a small horse. You know how ALLERGIC I am? Break out in lumps which can turn to dermal cysts, my skin burns and my sinus swells. mmmm hypoallergenic my botty ETA S&S my gorgeous OH bought me some ... cooking AND beering now. Edited January 5, 2009 by Nekhbet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke W Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 bummer... Go buy yourself a bucket of ice cream, some ice magic and crushed peanuts. Or a cheesecake. Or make a pavlova. Or all three. That's what I'd do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkySoaringMagpie Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 as for the GR x Poodle. Yup the size of a small horse. For a while there I felt like a pure breed alien until I ran into a dog (large, labrador like but with a wavy coat) in the waiting room and the owner admired my Saluki. I'm no gundog expert and just assumed it was some kind of X. I figured be polite and ask what his dog is. Chesapeake Bay Retriever. I nearly jumped in the air and fist punched a "Yes!". Instead I just gushed politely about how nice it is to see rare working breeds etc etc. Enjoy the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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