Poodle wrangler Posted May 29, 2007 Author Share Posted May 29, 2007 Other male never had this. OK, I'm official :D I hereby pronounce internet diagnosis of : Male pup with willy-goo (aka cheesy doodle). In the absence of other symptoms, will just get it looked at when they desex him. While they're down there ... pf, "shaved pets" . I was banned from naming the new poodle "Shawn/ Shaun/ Sean". I'm so unappreciated :D Rappie, does that mean the vet hospitals are full of perverse people, just like human hospitals? Where's the TV drama? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raz Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) pf, "shaved pets" :D . I was banned from naming the new poodle "Shawn/ Shaun/ Sean". I'm so unappreciated :D Shawn/Shaun/Sean is a great name for a shaved dog. Whenever I meet a man named Sean I ask "Are you?" Edited May 29, 2007 by raz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Other male has much smaller willy PW.. hence absence of discernable willy goo. I hope Rappie realises that I shall refer to smegma for ever more using that "vet approved" term :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caffiend42 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 We now have a choice of two terms - I'm undecided as to which I prefer. Maybe I'll have to go for willy doodle cheesy goo :D So is the cleaning product for it "Smeg Off"? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Her Majesty Dogmad Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 My IG, Luigi, had this problem a couple of years ago, truly gross - I'll never forget when the vet pulled the sheath back . The treatment was topical - I had to rub cream in to the affected area twice a day and I'd expected to be popping pills into him ..... The things we do .... :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogs4Fun Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Just talked to my standard. He said is just sounds like a standard poodle doodle. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) Caff: So is the cleaning product for it "Smeg Off"? [wipes cuppa off computer screen] :D :D Dogmad: The treatment was topical - I had to rub cream in to the affected area twice a day and I'd expected to be popping pills into him ..... That poor dog. Edited May 29, 2007 by poodlefan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Time Puppy Owner Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) Ok I am going to make complete d*ck of myself (sorry had to go there :D ) but I haven't been game enough to ask anyone but you know the tuft of hair at the end, are you allowed to snip it off as it ways remains wet and gross after he's been to the toilet - eeeewwaa! Edited May 29, 2007 by First Time Puppy Owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Ok I am going to complete d*ck of myself (sorry had to go there ) but I haven't been game enough to ask anyone but you know the tuft of hair at the end, are you allow to snip it off as it ways remains wet and gross after he's ben to the toilet - eeeewwaa! If you do you'll bugger up his aim!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogs4Fun Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) Ok I am going to complete d*ck of myself (sorry had to go there ) but I haven't been game enough to ask anyone but you know the tuft of hair at the end, are you allow to snip it off as it ways remains wet and gross after he's ben to the toilet - eeeewwaa! If you do you'll bugger up his aim!! Mine are all snipped off clean, and their aim is fine! ETA, the dogs that is Edited May 29, 2007 by Dogs4Fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Time Puppy Owner Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) Ok seriously - I have never ever owned a dog and let alone a boy! So can I or can't I? Cause I know one of you is pulling my chain Edited May 29, 2007 by First Time Puppy Owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shihzoo Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP, I am gonna get in trouble at work beause I am laughing REALLY LOUD while "working".... it's starting to get suss. Edited to add: yes, you can trim it - but it is pretty disgusting when you do it! Edited May 29, 2007 by Shihzoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Time Puppy Owner Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP, I am gonna get in trouble at work beause I am laughing REALLY LOUD while "working".... it's starting to get suss.Edited to add: yes, you can trim it - but it is pretty disgusting when you do it! Thank you - I really do feel stupid for having to ask but it's just his hair there is quite long there and sometimes I pick him up for cuddles and unwittingly get smeared with pee! :D :p Ok - next step get the courage up to actually do it Edited May 29, 2007 by First Time Puppy Owner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogs4Fun Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP, I am gonna get in trouble at work beause I am laughing REALLY LOUD while "working".... it's starting to get suss. Edited to add: yes, you can trim it - but it is pretty disgusting when you do it! Thank you - I really do feel stupid for having to ask but it's just his hair there is quite long there and sometimes I pick him up for cuddles and unwittingly get smeared with pee! :D :p Ok - next step get the courage up to actually do it I just zip it off with the clippers. Then clean the clippers ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Dogs4Fun: I just zip it off with the clippers.Then clean the clippers ... I do clip the area too but I live a bit on the end.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raz Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I do clip the area too but I live a bit on the end.. On the end? Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poodlefan Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I do clip the area too but I live a bit on the end.. On the end? Oh dear. I mean leave a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paula- Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I can't think of the word "smegma" and not think of Red Dwarf. God I love that show. :D Oh nooooooooooo!!!!!!!! We just bought a smeg microwave (main reason - OH wanted to call it smeghead ) Guess what I'll be thinking about now, whenever I look at it! Smegma! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
First Time Puppy Owner Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I can't think of the word "smegma" and not think of Red Dwarf. God I love that show. :D Oh nooooooooooo!!!!!!!! We just bought a smeg microwave (main reason - OH wanted to call it smeghead ) Guess what I'll be thinking about now, whenever I look at it! Smegma! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! :D :p ;) I use to work for Omega Smeg :p ;) :p Red Dwarf was referrenced a great deal ;) Great product though - especially their ovens How wonderful everytime you have a microwave dinner ... Sorry I just couldn't help myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frufru Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) Can't stand hairy doodles - I shave the whole lot with a 40 and those things that dangle between his legs too I must say he gets very wide eyed at this point. You can feel him holding his breath and saying to the others - for gods sake don't distract her she needs to concentrate. Edited May 29, 2007 by frufru Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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