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  1. Jessica M - absolutely - offering a selection of long haired puppies. If you choose the right one, the landlord may not be a problem any more!! And we are always delighted to buy back stock. Plenty of buyers,doncha know. We offer a 12/12 health guarantee as well, incidentally. Sags, sags, have you been studying those pedigrees by the light of a candle again? With a chardy or two? That photo of moi, playing with my fluffy puppies was taken a couple of weeks ago, by Brad Pitt when he came to collect the pups for his kiddies. 6, one each. Not 30 years ago, we both know neither of us were more than a glint in our fathers' eyes 30 years ago. Us excellent designer breeders can be any age, and still be successful, there is no need to want to acquire a vast age. Everyone buys from us. Even Brad!! A dog for anyone, any time, on time, whenever you want. Just complete our puppy order form, and your credit card details. Buy for t the kiddies for Christmas, before all the stock is sold. All health checked by our Vet. Dr. Dod Gee and certified.
  2. Katdogs, vastly experienced breeders like me and Deshonko always know how to have pups at the right time, but in fact, we usually have this number, we just advertise at the festive season. You didn't want fluffy, DobieMum, you wanted short haired, and I offered you that. And you thought they were ugly, yet thousands of people have purchased similar pups this year, and loved them Now, these beauties have much shorter hair, come in plain, striped or spotted. I am sure one of these would please you. and of course you can put makeup on it to have it look like anything you like. If you don't like that either, you will have to have a fluffy one, I am afraid. we try to please. Danny's Darling, that photo was of my kennels and the dogs' exercise area. As you are so curious, I attach a photo of my good self with some of my puppies, with my house in the background. You can also see the puppies are handled and friendly. Cody, that is fine. Boronia, that money looks good (all money looks good) but I would need to bite it first. The cooties on the old fart chap are not a problem. I presume cooties are like bandicoots, and I could pot them with my .263 before he has stud duties? I think his dog's breath smells because he has a customs agent caught in his back teeth. Try a rope and a block and tackle. Maeby, I would like one of those mini bull mastiffs, I would like to cross them with the striped hairless. Keep those orders and money coming in folks, stocks are going fast. Be the first of your friends to have one of these wonderful and envy-making designer dogs.
  3. Aliwake I think the tick wash could have been Gammawash or Malawash, both of which contained dieldren, (sp?) and are now banned. I wouldn't trust any shampoo with paralysis ticks - and Advantix needs to be applied religiously every 14 days to be effective. And I have still had a dog with a tick with Advantix. Vomiting can be the first sign, but so can a little shakiness when standing or walking, or a cough or grunt. My vet told me that the collars do work, but it depends on where the tick lodges, and how far it is from a blood vessel, as the chemicals travel along the blood vessels. I am not sure I believe that though!! I recently took 2 ticks off my big puppy (8kg) - one was very engorged. Our ticks are really nasty for some reason. All the vets hate seeing tick dogs from my area. I gave her 10 mls Vit c and another 10 mls 30 minutes later. In the am, she was fine, but I gave her 30 ml just in case. This is the injectable, but I gave it orally between the gum and cheek. No idea whether it worked, but she didn't need the vet, and she wasn't sick. For me, it is always worth giving them Vit C.
  4. Everyone will beat me about the head for this, but I think it was hard to beat Barbara Woodhouse's books. Am sure they would be out of print, but they were so encouraging and readable. "Waaaaaaaalkies" which is one of her terms, is still in use here. Not sure what any of them were called, they went in the fire but really good, sensible books.
  5. So, Boronia did my kennel hands go to you when your husbands returned? Sorry, we cannot take bones-money, but Nigerian is ok, or credit cards. As a special once off offer, I will accept that old man in the photo and his dog. I suppose we can fix the mange before we use him at stud (probably the dog has mange too), so send him right along. We give the best deal on the 'net, the best dogs, the best delivery and the best service. If you want poor service, and have to wait more than a minute for your pups and to pay with bones-money, you will have to deal with a fifth supplier who is not a big time ethical pure-bred breeder like me! Hi Dory the Doted one, we have a few sickly runts smaller pups here and if you can afford to pay for them, I will bring them to see you. Sorry, the parents never leave the property, as they love the freedom of the rolling acres too much. However, you will be supplied with certified copies of photos of all three parents when you buy your pups. And don't worry, our pups are never sick, so you will not have big veterinary accounts. You can avoid the vaccinations too if you like. Most unlikely the pups will contract anything. It's not in their lines. I am attaching a photo of the whelping and rearing area. Hankdog what do you think this is Cash Converters? Cash or credit card at time of delivery, no exemptions, keeping and raising these puppies to our high standards is extremely expensive, so we need $$$$ at time of order.
  6. Absolutely Cody. And if you buy a rare striped one by 1/12, you get a free 70" TV, or a Mossburg semi-automatic 410.
  7. Now that Krislin is pinching all my business, I will have to full on sue her!! I warn you, don't buy from her, those rare black Pharwhoar Hounds are only black until the first rains, and they are only miniature in your dreams. Buy proper registered pups from a proper dodgy fecking puppy farmer ethical breeder what supplies papers and everything. Hankdog, dispatching you two bitches - they will be fine while you are away. Tell the neighbour to chuck the food over the fence, and NOT to go into the yard with them. Leaving kibble in the garage is a great idea. They will be fantastic with your kids. They looove kids. OSoSwift - to keep them close to home, I will supply you, free of charge, our of the goodness of my heart, to prove my good faith, a little pair of knee hobbles, that'll slow the little feckers oopsdarlings down a bit. And of course they are wonderfully easy to train, obedient and loyal. I don't recommend the fairy floss attachment - it tends to block up, so the dog is shooting sugar out of it's arse anus, which means you need to be very careful where you point it. Or you need to clean it out a couple of times a day with a crochet hook. OK? DobieMum, no problem, I will supply with your order, free of charge, a pair of Oster clippers so you will soon have a short haired one. And if you would prefer genetically short haired, how about this little sweetheart? A gorgeous girl. We have her brother too if you would rather have a male. These come in lovely blue, as the photo, dark chocolate, fawn and white. Someone asked about striped designed by us dogs - here is a photo. So stunning, all you friends will be so envious. Sorry Boronia, we cannot take bones. I remember you swapped us some non white men last year, and it all seemed ok, but when they got into the kennels, all the kennel maids ran away with them, so don't send any more. Oh, maybe one slightly older one. If he limped a little when he tried to run that would be good too. Now, if there are no photos of what you want, please do contact us, because we can provide whatever you would like, on time, as ordered. Stick with the best, don't deviate!!
  8. That's what I love to hear Airlock, the ching of the cash register. 6 of the little darlings coming up. Don't buy from that Krislin - she's a dodgy puppy farmer. Pinching my orders. You'll be hearing from my lawyers, Grabbit &Goe in the Bahamas!! Of course they are easy to train, biker girl, wonderful dogs to do anything at all with, just looove children. I am sending the breeding pair as ordered. You will be happy with these beauties!!
  9. Absolutely teacup, Puddleduck, also eggcup if required. And for the consuers connoisseurs, the beautiful Arctic Blue dog. Matches any decor. Oustanding temperament. A bonus with this dog is that if it dies you can hang the tail from your aerial!!
  10. Thank you for your enquiries regarding maned wolves. Our geneticists do not believe these wolves are suitable as pets for the average owner, there are some questions regarding temperament and after they ate two of our kennel hands, we ceased our breeding program. However, we can offer you these long maned champion pedigree show dogs, with DNA tests instead. Guaranteed gentle and friendly. Danny's Darling, you might prefer this beautiful show dog instead? No slipping on floors!!
  11. PUPPY PURCHASE APPLICATION FORM ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NAME................................................ SHIPPING ADDRESS.................................... CREDIT CARD DETAILS................................. ______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Yes, they will do come in a beautiful lapis lazuli blue to suit the most fastidious buyer. Unfortnately, there is no frozen semen available. Sending you a pair Bertie - do not remove the straps from their knees after delivery Must away it is feeding time, and I have to prepare their roadkill carefully balanced raw diet for strong bones, strong teeth and good health, as well as superb temperament.
  12. Well, it is that time of the year again, when every one is buying up for Christmas. We have pleasure in offering a wonderful and rare breed of purebred dog. The Pomobermann - beautiful to look at, fantastic to own, easy to keep inside or out, great for demented exercisers or runners. Designed after years of work in our laboratories park like grounds, this is the pet for everyone. Don't delay, contact today to put in your order for one of these beauties. price on application, but of course, beautiful and pedigree dogs like this don't come cheap. And don't forget to complete our puppy application.
  13. My next door neighbour arrived home from work one day to find his 3 rottweilers a bit agitated. He looked around and found some blood stained denim, and blood on the ground around his house and shed. He phoned the police who came out and looked around. He was concerned that the dogs might be in trouble. The police speculated that the thief could be injured, so contacted the local hospital. A woman presented at emergency with bites on her arms and legs which needed stitches. Long story short, but she was a burglar, entered the property, started opening the shed and the dogs roared around the corner and attacked her. She had also robbed 2 other properties in the street, which had no dogs. Missed mine I suppose because the dogs barked. She was convicted of robbing other properties in the street, goods were recovered. Police thought it was damn good that the dogs had bitten (offered them a job, :laugh: ) no action was taken against them by police or council.
  14. Some short exerpts from court cases which may be helpful · NSW v IBBETT [2006] HCA 57; (2006) 231 ALR 485; (2006) 81 ALJR 427 (12 December 2006) Police entered the home of a lady, chasing her son. Weapons and threats were used by the police. Mrs Ibbett was awarded exemplary damages against the police involved. The Police appealed and lost with costs. ‘It is well established that the tort protects the interest of the plaintiff in maintaining the right to exclusive possession of her place of residence, free from uninvited physical intrusion by strangers.” HALLIDAY v NEVILL [1984] HCA 80; (1984) 155 CLR 1 (6 December 1984) Police noticed an unregistered driver back out of his driveway. When approached he ran back onto his property, the police entered and arrested him. The police were found to have trespassed and the Police appeal was dismissed with costs, in the High Court. High Court Rulings on Trespass In Robson v Hallett [1967] 2 QB 939, Lord Parker CJ said (at 951): "the occupier of any dwelling-house gives implied licence to any member of the public coming on his lawful business to come through the gate, up the steps, and knock on the door of the house." This implied licence extends to the driveway of a dwelling-house. However, the licence may be withdrawn by giving notice of its withdrawal. A person who enters or remains on property after the withdrawal of the licence is a trespasser.” A sign at your front entrance clearly indicates that you do not give permission unless by invitation therefore entry is prohibited. Information from QLD has indicated that the police will enter through an open gate regardless of the sign, but cannot open one. Therefore, keep your gates closed. Police have also indicated that they cannot deliver a summons past a proper Trespass sign unless a felony has been committed under the Crimes Act and a warrant issued. There are many more which can be found. I think these are enough for a beginning
  15. Alpha Bet - the laws were tested in the High Court in 1991. None of those officials may enter except the police with a warrant. Firies may not enter, council officers may not enter. They try to presuade you to allow them to enter, but they have no legal right to do so. Please google this so you have the correct information.
  16. Sorry off topic but is this actually correct or an urban myth? Just asking as you can't get to the road from my door without getting through a locked gate (if I'm not home), my friends have an electric gate for their cars and no gate into the property, so you can only access the property through the electric sliding gate. Plenty of people in our town have the same type of set ups and most of them on the main thoroughfares. I have even had the building inspector meet me at my house and watch me unlock the deadlock and he didn't say anything. Back on topic, once saw a sign 'Stuff the dogs, it's the wife you have to worry about' :D It's an urban myth. As the occupier of a property, you have the right to deny access to anyone (including the meter reader) you like. You can physically deter entry - as your friends with the electric gate, or a lock. If people enter and you want them to leave, you can ask them. If they ignore you, they are trespassing, but it seems to me it is easier to refuse access (with gate and lock etc) in the first place, if you are so inclined. The police may enter to serve a warrant for your arrest, which is why the RSPCA will take the police with them on really serious cruelty cases. Councils, meter readers etc tell you they have the right of access. They do not. This is not a council or local law. This is Australia wide law. There are plenty of examples. When ever this comes up, there is a lot of argument about it. I did some research some years ago, and the above is quite correct. Re the sign - legal advice was that to have a sign saying "beware of the dog" acknowledged that the dog could be dangerous, so if he bit someone and they took you to court, you had already admitted that the dog might bite. Advice was to have a "neutral" sign, such as "Dog lives here" which didn't admit anything.
  17. Nuh, doesn't work. I tried it with one. She was selling to a pet shop, so it was not her responsibility, and after a couple of years, the paperwork wouldn't be available. And, indeed this is the case. 99% of pet shops will not reveal the breeder's details. Many of the people doing this have no idea of what the health issues are, and less intention of testing for them. and that includes registered byb. I sold some people a pair of puppies, and advised them to avoid the the local registered byb. Unfortunately, the sil had already purchased from the byb. My puppies - now 2 years - have had no health problems, the one from the byb has many - nothing too specific, but more inclined to have the runs, snuffles, allergies etc. Nothing they could sue for, but still expensive and annoying.
  18. I have homed pups at !2 weeks +. There have never been any problems. In fact, new owners were thrilled that the pups were almost housetrained, did not cry all night, and learned very quickly. I do think it depends on how they are treated by the breeder prior to being sold. I have also bought pups at 3 - 4 months - no problems. I think pups with good nerve make the transition more easily too.
  19. Save your breath. They will not be told, and they know more than you do anyhow. They have no concern for the welfare of the bitch, or the pockets of the future owners, or the health of any pups they breed. I would just like to throw rocks at them, but my lawyer tells me that is not a good idea :laugh:
  20. Yes, intramuscular for Vit C. Otherwise, you can syringe it into the mouth, up beside the cheek and the gum. It will absorb quite quickly from there .... and you will avoid all the drama of injecting it. And unless the animal is quite sick, there will be trouble. I would also bandage the bite if possible - on my way to the vet.
  21. Jed

    Corgis

    Haven't Corgis been dwarves since the middle ages? Like everything else in Scotland, with short legs. Ponies, cattle, dogs.
  22. Jed

    Corgis

    Have no idea, simply reported with was published and accredited to the UK KC And I believe it was Steve who, some years ago, published photos here of Corgis with their tails dragging on the ground? Are you now saying this does not happen?
  23. I understand that the UK Kennel Club has placed Corgis on the endangered breeds list. Only 214 pups were born in Britian last year. this was discussed here some years ago, and it was felt by Corgi breeders that numbers would fall when docking was banned, as the tails hang down, and lie on the ground behind the dog, causing numerous injuries. Sad to see this prediction come to fruition.
  24. Congratulations. How wonderful. Nice that the dogs are pleased too!
  25. Paralysis ticks have all their legs clustered around the head. Other ticks have the legs spread around the body. As the diagrams. No idea what your tick is - it looked like a fly to me ..... must get new glasses!!
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