HeavyPaws

Ohh wow! Anything imported from Frankston or Geelong would be hard to pass up. How would those patellas hold up? Hips would be pretty good and strong I would say, judging by the weight they are holding up there Oh yeah bro, they have fully sik bones. Hold up a lot of weight in muscle, y'know. Just imagine how happy the mothers will be to be pregnant with these lovely chunky puppies!

Hmm, my people will have to discuss this with Poodlefan's people. At this moment in time, I am unsure whether the ethos and methododgy you espouse will mesh with the ethics of Shonkypaws and Deshonko Kennels. It is important not only to do the right thing but to be seen doing the right thing which is why all our advertisements show green and rolling grassy acres, with not a hint of a shed, a chain, or a crate. Perception is the most important thing. Please send us a couple of bitches for us to appraise. Nah mate don't worry we have fully sik ethics. Our prime bitch, Ch. Grab Us a Stubby Wouldya Keith, she ate nothin but Woofbix her whole life. The others get Pedigree, the second best dog food there is. But Woofbix all the way for our special girl. I've got lovely ads for our dogs. See? Prime breeding stock right 'ere. Here's a list of the dogs we want to breed to your bitches. As you can see, they have big tough muscles and will produce fine puppies. First off, Ed Hardy Chek Out Me Cuzzins Holden SS Bro (IMP Frankston) Rare chocolate and light-yellow. Second, the brother of the above, Ed Hardy I Got It in Indonesia It Means Peace Does it Relly Look Infected (IMP Geelong) A rare light-yellow and darker-spots blend. Please let me know which ones you'd like to use for your breeding program.

I think souls exist. When my old beagle was euthanised, lying on the mat he looked the same as he always did...but something was missing. Obviously, life was missing, but so was something else, something uniquely Charley.

I might get one. I'm sick of my dog, he puffs a pack a day and I'm disgusted by it. Just sits in his LA-Z-BOY, watches Dog Breeds 101 with a paw constantly wedged between his hind legs and puffs away with the other paw. I put him on the patches but he kept eating them. I'd really love a non smoking puppy this time around.

Greetings Poodlefan! I manage the reputable AssemblyLine Kennels, we breed quality Australian Staffys and export to the world. Aussie Staffys are a relatively new breed but are taking off in a big way! We used the English Staffy for a muscular build, and then threw in a couple'a Dane things and sum I dunno those ones with the spots.... Our Aussie Staffys have imported bloodlines from Ch. Trading Post She'll Be Right Mate, Ch. Woolies Parking Lot DoYa Lyk Me New Uggboots and our new litter is sired by Ch. Thats a Fckin Sik Ute Mate. Very exciting! We need to build our gene pool as our current bitch {the only one in the world} fell off the ute and died. Stupid dogs, yeah? Anyway, wondering if we could borrow a handfull of bitches, hopefully some small ones, get them nice and fat with puppies and squeeze 'em out like the last drop a sauce of ya snag. Anyway, email us and we'll come pick some up this weekend. Cheers bro!

Nope. My mil called me today and crowed about how she knew I was lying about pitbulls not having locking jaws, because she saw it on TV. All the while she probably had her staffy on her lap.

There's a poster at Woolies advertising an 'All Labrador Day' at the local walking trail. I'm a bit confused DOlers? LABRADOR OWNERS Meet other Labrador owners for a nice Spring walk along >place< trail this Monday at 8. Must be fully vaccinated and friendly on leash, no puppies without vaccinations, no other breeds. All breeds of Labrador welcome, long and short hair, puppy and adult. All breeds of Labrador? There's more than one? The Great Labrador? The Central Asian Labrador? The Hairless Labrador? Would you take your GR?

I want photos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luckily for you the big club meeting is in two months and she's often there. I might attend and get some nice pics off the professional photo man for you. She a real cutie, the other less "refined" men call her the club *s word* because as soon as she sees someone she trots over and dances until they notice her {standing on her hind legs and turning in circles}She can turn about 6 times before she has to set down, but if you pretend to ignore her she'll keep doing it She's a clown

I'd also say you can be wrong. I have friends in the biker scene and one of them has a white female toy poodle called Sweet Stuff. She wears a custom pink leather collar with reversed zirc's spelling out her name {reversed meaning they point outwards} and a pink fluffy "helmet" shaped hat. He's a big supporter of ending BSL and calls Sweet his "pretty pitty" Big tough and manly my a$$

I love poodles, but the only reason I'd have for not getting one is the amount of people who would ask me if I had a labradoodle. DDs and their names drive me absolutely batty so by the third time I was asked I'd resort to clipping the words 'PUREBRED POODLE' on both sides of my dog. One of my friends has two gorgeous poodles and she gets asked about her "labradoodles" all the time, and offers to breed them to their "labradoodles". She has patience and explains the difference between pure poodles and mutts, about health tests and shedding. I couldn't take it.

Poor baby! Hope it all goes well

Wouldn't think so, they can market them as 'ultra rare colour changing staffies'. See them magically change from rare chocolate to ??? in a matter of years! It's all a mystery what you'll end up with! Tradies will be snapping them up, producing rare blue and chocolate colour changing staffies. :D

Some of the males and one female had light pink/whitey rims, and they all had very dark brown/blackish noses

I thought I'd clarify the colour. The puppies had very clear pictures, and they had this level of darkness in colour: They were a very deep brown, so I'd suspect dog-next-door syndrome Next time I go, I'll see if I can take the poster and scan it

At the local fish and chippery there's a sign selling 'English Staffies', they say the dad is registered with papers and both parents are purebred and 'bought from breeders', dad is brindle by the look of him and the mother is either really dark brindle or black {blurry pics, hard to tell}. The puppies are advertised as 'rare chocolate colour, 3 male {one solid chocolate, one has a white chest}, 2 female {all solid}' Now, I'm no expert on dogs but I thought SBTs didn't come in chocolate, and that although the colour liver can happen, it is a highly undesirable colour. They were a rich dark chocolate, reminiscent of chocolate labs. I know they're BYB, mostly because you pay $100 extra for an undesexed puppy and the fact they call them 'english staffies' and advertise 'perfect for kids will never bite!' Question: Is it possible to have purebred SBTs in that chocolate colour?

Hey that's excellent, never heard it before If I met all my dogs, past and present, in the afterlife there's no way I'd go on without them, even if that meant going to hell myself. They've given too much of themselves for me

Lord, we should all get together, buy an island and make our own dog rules. The government would get rid of us, we'd get rid of them. Dogs and people would be happy.

When I was a kid, my grandma always told me to lick my own wounds, your own spit seals them

I used to have a fox terrier that barked constantly. If you think "Stops every so often" you'd be wrong. From the time she woke up in the morning {stretch on the bed then emit a loud bark to welcome the day}, she would bark. The only time, the only time she was quiet was when she had a mouthful of food too big to bark around....which she would do if it was a smaller mouthful, and when she was asleep. However, she could and would bark in her sleep. I couldn't spend the whole day home, it was making me mad. Happily, the nearest neighbour was a 10 minute drive away, so there was no noise problem. All day, every day, a tail-wagging bark. And it wasn't the "barkbarkbarkbark!" type, it was "BARK!....BARK!....BARK!", every 4 seconds. When training failed, OH ended up trying a collar, but she barked the whole time and just looked puzzled while she was doing it. She got hit by a car at 2 years old so I never found out if she was quieter when older, but jeez, she was the best barker I've ever heard.

I just want to add, if she's charged with anything, mental illness isn't going to satisfy me. I have a severe personality disorder that most people think 'freaky murderer' when they hear of it, and I would never, ever think of doing something like this. I have trouble feeling and expressing emotion or empathy at times and even I cannot fathom throwing live animals into a river and laughing while doing it. We all have some capacity to feel emotion, and hers must be very, very, very low indeed to think this is even remotely funny. I kindof wonder what her parents are like, to so raise a child with this ability to cause such pain and misery, and not only find it funny, but be proud of doing it. Silly, stupid, horrid little beast

Find a cheapo store, and they'll have sheet sets pretty cheap. I used sheets because she was crated on the way home. I used a fitted sheet for a toddler bed {elastic on the corners} and sat her crate in the middle. The sheet covered the bottom on the crate and sat halfway up the sides so it caught any 'spillage'

Take a garbage bag {one of the big ones for bins} and a heap of old towels and bedsheets. When we picked up our last pup we bought old toddler bedsheets on ebay, 20 sets for $10, and a heap of cheapo towels from a $2 shop. She threw up and pooped and wee'd and threw up again. As soon as anything got dirty, in the bag it went. And in the bin the bag went as soon as we got home

Well dancinbcs, I was going to reply but thankfully you saved my fingers the work You said everything I would have.

If you join the facebook page on it, internet vigilanties are hunting her down

There's a FB page about this, and it's going pretty viral. They won't stop until they find her, and when she's found I'm not going to feel sorry for her.