Papillon Kisses

I had a meeting with the Dog and we've come up with the following: I think the entire collection of Oscar Newman apparel would in order. Next up would be the full range of Planet Dog toys, although I suspect the original-and-best Orbee ball would remain the favourite. You just can't beat it! And of course we'd need custom-built storage for all the dog's belongings. The Dog says a bed like the Miyow & Barkley Snuggle Pod would be ideal, because it is such a nuisance when your blanket falls off the end of your bed because you've tunnelled too far under the covers. While the Human's bed is Top Spot for nighttime cuddling, you can never have too many beds dotted around the house for daytime napping. The local butcher would be sponsored. The Dog says the butcher is one of the best humans around and he'd like to meat... sorry, meet him on the other side of the glass. All manner of meaty delights could be delivered weekly as part of the sponsorship program. Oh hell, make it daily and throw in some training from Steve at K9 Pro to teach the Dog how to receive the deliveries himself. The local dog park would get a fencing, seating, paving, landscaping and lighting upgrade. And more frequent lawn mowing, to stop small dogs disappearing in the grass. The Dog says it would be great to have additional trees around the perimeter of the park for the express purpose of sniffing and leg raising. This would not decrease the amount of open space in the middle for fetching and zoomies. The Dog also mentioned something about having a race track along one length of the fence for sprint races with dogs on the other side. There were further suggestions: what about some sort of Lazy Susan or conveyor belt to move you around the house in accordance with the sun? Could it have a belly rubber attachment for when the humans are out? Ah, the things that money can't buy!