poodlefan

Only if you feed it correctly. Seriously, just take it down the dog park and let it crap there. Problem solved.

I still have some of those Giant Pugs left from my last promotion - how about one of these? And yes, they come in brindle.

I don't have lawyers. I have a one way open first class air ticket to my villa in the Antilles. Way cheaper. Troy is safe.

If you had followed the instructions and not removed the glue, you'd still have them. User error = no refund.

Don't get your undies in knot Raz.. I'm working through the customer enquiries. Don't hang up, your call is important to us... so important that we've contracted out handling it to a company in Mumbai..

Should have a batch of these ready by Christmas. They come in a sitting position and don't tend to move much. ;)

No Deshonko product sheds.. they are all.... HYPOALLERGENIC* * If you wrap them in Glad Wrap.

Got just what ou need MW.. this will be guaranteed to give you a complete body workout. Just exercise them on foot If you get a bit tired, just lie down - they'll drag you home.

Deshonko don't do trades but I'll take any undesexed ones off your hands.... might need them for a new project I'm working on. :cool:

How are they going Boronia? Any new ones?

Most of the smaller models will fit under your bed. Or the Whippet ones. Then my Whippet ones are faulty too - they don't fit under the bed, only in it! Try getting out the nail clippers - this puts most Whippet models under the bed.

Not a food I'd have recommended.

Very complicated and I struggle to understand the science behind some of the ingredients. Another vote here for a quality kibble supplemented with raw meaty bones OR do your own research and feed a properly balanced raw diet. Feeding a puppy shouldn't be like an episode of Masterchef!

Most of the smaller models will fit under your bed. Or the Whippet ones.

It will last a lot longer if you do. And if you feed it half of what you would normally eat, you'll double your weight loss.

No but if you buy two, you get this additional bonus offer!!

What about glow in the dark? And can I trade it in for a newer model down the track? You don't need glow in the dark if you add some guardian lights. No need for trade ins. The easier models can be adapted for harder workouts.

You want pink? Is this pink enough? Of course custom colours don't come cheap. :cool:

I've just checked down the back sheds... yep!!

If you exercise them individually for one hour a day?? Absolutely

Yep, can do those. Have an even easier exercise version if required.

Tired of diets that just don't work? Sick of buying strange machines on TV, looking at them on the lounge room floor few a few weeks then putting them in the junk room? Think gyms are full of self obsesssed lycra clad fit people that intimidate you? Don't want to join some strange cult that makes you visit regularly, confess what you've eaten, weigh your food or buy weird arsed flavoured cans of stuff from really annoying "personal coaches"? Well help is here!!!! New from Deshonko Products we introduce the all new FLABSMASHER PRO range!!!! Absolutely guaranteed to shift kilos from your bum, thighs and stomach with only one hour or more of exercise a day. Comes with a handy "exercise required now" reminder alarm! Available in a range of sizes and degrees of difficulty ranging from beginners to elite. Here's a small sample of our range. For those new to exercise who want to start off slowly we have the Gentle Walker And for those that want buns of steel and an upper arm workout at the same time, we have the Extreme Walker All versions come with Deshonko's standard guarantee. :cool: Ask about our range - I'm sure we'll have something to suit you.

You can buy coats for Whippets. You go up in size considerably for a hairy sighthound.

Personal opinions are fine. Inaccurate breed generalisations however require correction. Based on your personal experience, no one with cats would consider a greyhound as a pet. I don't think its harsh that folk want to correct that view. Most dogs that aren't socialised with cats arent "good" with them. Its all about prey drive and that's common in a lot of breeds but not a universal attribute in any of them. Racing greyhounds are rarely socialised with cats and trained to chase a lure.. which is a small furry fast moving object. I don't think its any surprise that many racing greys aren't "good" with small furry animals but quite a few retirees are fine with them. And of course, not all greys race. Some flunk out because they don't have sufficient prey drive to chase the lure at all.

In which case a sighthound might be just the thing.