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The name of the restaurant reminds me of the other dog story yesterday about the drunk diabetic.

Cool dog. Moron owner.

Not too sympathetic at the moment, Erny. God knows why she just didnt take the dog to the vet two days ago rather than waste everyone's time asking for opinions which she wasnt interested in anyway then blowing them off with - well I'm going and I'll just shove an aspirin down the dog's throat. Deary me.

WOW really?I think Mr McGreevy might be the one that experienced brain rotation.

What a great story! Whenever I see possum roadkill around here I have a little silent wish it's the bastard sniper that sits on my back fence and stirs up my dogs. No such luck...yet. I'll drive faster!

It's gaol. You're Australian, not American.

Do you want me to cure you of your chocolate craving? I can start on that next. If you buy the supermarket chocolate, there's no chocolate in it so god knows what stuff they put in it. If you buy the real deal it's come out of the Amazon where Texaco dumped billions of litres worth of toxic waste. Great isnt it. Safer just to buy a gun and shoot yourself in the head, my dear.

The DEET and anti-malarials will get you before the mozzies and the crocs. Sorry. I've probably depressed you even more :p Watch out for the washing powder you put in your dishwasher, Souffle. Your coffee cup is crawling with formaldehyde

And the stuff you use to wash them has formaldehyde in it anyway :p

The fluff monkey trying to lick the cake is hilarious!

I think that's why it's so confusing. Maybe the journo stuffed up? - witnesses dont pay fines.

Your poor daughter. Is she OK? Goodluck with it.

That's a scream!

So do I! I really like that second photo as well.

It's OK Rocco. Ash knows what I mean now. I had a wanky, pontificating, self absorbed, precious meltdown recently when my husband asked me to send his mother my travel photos and it's EXACTLY what he called me when I said 'No. They're mine, goddamit!!!' I still feel precious about it. I'm not sending them to her. She can take her own bloody photos!

nawww that's ok, Ash. sorry about the crap someone is dishing you.

I was actually taking the piss out of myself

Huh? I thought it was great. Nice to know you can giggle at other people's expense but then get all precious when someone else does. Unbelievable. Scuse me while I got and get all precious and wanky about my photos.

:D Yes please dont let deshonko get their grubby mitts on them

That's hilarious but the author forgot the most important stage - self obsessed, precious, pontificating wanker

All is forgiven considering you have a batman. If you sell me a deshonko dog I'll do this

Time to pull out the big guns. I'm dobbing on you to Jed! You're a discredit to mongrel breeders, you big meanie!

Oh yeah nice try. Do you think I'm stuiped?

My cheque is in the mail when I finally get my Black Maltese Terrior. I dont trust you bitches. I ordered that years ago...I didnt get the Caffeine Kitty I paid for, either

Ooh baby. Nice guns! Poodie, breed me a Mi Negro!